"We bring gold and frankincense. The myrrh is in the mail."
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Tags:lighthouse, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, coast, coastal, coast line, food, foodies, foodie, food lover, food lovers, delivery, takeout, take out, take-out, takeaway, take away, to go, to-go, take-away, lighthouses, lamp, lamp lighter, lamp lighters, isolated, isolation, isolate, directions, rural, the sticks, out of the way, challenge, challenges, logistics, logistic, order, ordering, order in
Suggested Delivery Methods During U.P.S. Strike.
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"You've got the wrong address, Mac."
"I just have this feeling that if I drove off a cliff, nobody would really miss me."
Tags:croutons, crouton, optional extra, optional extras, pointless, pointlessness, worthless, worthlessness, truck driver, truck drivers, surplus to requirement, surplus to requirements, niche job, niche jobs, modern life, delivery, delivery man, delivery men, delivery truck, snack, snacks, soup, soups, salad, salads
Cheese of the Week: Brie
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"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"
Tags:animal, animals, rooster, roosters, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, chick, chicks, egg, eggs, large, brown, jumbo, kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, pregnancy, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, new parent, new parents, hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, maternity ward, obstetrics ward, delivery ward, waiting area, waiting areas, waiting room, waiting rooms, new father, new dad, expectant parents, expectant father, expectant dad, delivery, deliveries, delivering a baby, having a baby, good news
"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."
Tags:business, businesses, small business, business owner, business owners, resumes, resume, cv, curriculum vitae, employment, employer, employers, employee, employees, unemployment, urban, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, chinese food, chinese food menu, menu, menus, food, foods, takeout, takeaway, delivery, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, marketing, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, mail, mailbox, junk mail, mailer, mailers, flyer, flyers, c/v, c/vs
"Let's skip the TV dinners and send out for something really good. This is listed as a major television event."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., food, meal, meals, eating, dining, cooking, tv dinner, tv dinners, skip, skipping, restaurant, restaurants, delivery, takeout, takeaway, special, special event, special events, special occasion, special occasions, date, dates, date night, date nights, modern life
Neither lethargy, indifference, nor the general collapse of standards will prvent these couriers from eventually delivering some of your mail.
Tags:post office, postal service, us postal service, united states postal service, u.s. postal service, united states postal service, delivery, deliveries, motto, mottos, indifferent, indifference, postal employee, postal employees, post office worker, post office workers, misdelivered, misdelivery, wrong delivery, wrong deliveries, low standard, low standards
"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."
Tags:pepperoni, pepperonis, pepperoni hater, pepperoni haters, pizza, pizzas, pepperoni pizza, vegetarians, vegetarian, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, delivery, takeout, takeaway, food, foods, dinner, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women
"He usually doesn't see anybody without an appointment, but since you brought pizza ..."
Tags:appointment, appointments, busy, too busy, hold off, holds off, holding off, deflect, deflects, deflecting, defer, defers, deferring, secretary, secretaries, delivery, deliveries, pizza, pizzas, life hack, life hacks, trick, tricks, appointment-only, office assistant, office assistants, manager, managers, ceo, ceos, executive, executives, business executive, business executives
"I guess we'll know Ol' Mister Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."
"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."
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"I just assumed we'd be going out for lunch."
Tags:business lunch, business lunches, lunch, lunches, lunchtime, lunchtimes, lunch time, lunch time, kingfisher, kingfishers, bird, birds, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, takeout, takeouts, takeaway, delivery, deliveries, office takeaway, office takeaways, office takeout, office takeouts, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs
"Hi! I'm Carl, from Amazon fulfillment. Would you mind telling us how you feel about your online shopping experience?"
Tags:technology, online, internet, computer, computers, shopping, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, internet shopping, online shopping, home shopping, box, boxes, package, packages, mail, post, delivery, deliveries, innovation, innovative, customer service, service, services, fulfilment, fulfillment, worker, workers, surveyor, surveyors, survey, surveys, questionnaire, questionnaires, interview, interviews, opinion, opinions, shopping experience, personal, customer, customers, shipping, modern life
"It's a new service from Amazon. It sends you something every day and if you don't like it you just send it back."
Tags:technology, online, internet, computer, computers, shopping, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, internet shopping, online shopping, home shopping, box, boxes, package, packages, mail, post, delivery, deliveries, innovation, innovative, customer service, service, services, return, returns, new, modern life
"Miss, did you order the small fiery Hawaiian with Fauve influences?"
Tags:art, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, fauve, fauvism, food, delivery, pizza delivery, deliveryman, deliverymen, pizza, ordering pizza, hawaiian pizza, influence, influences, pretentious
Tags:sandwich, sandwiches, food, foods, lunch, lunch break, lunch order, ordering food, takeaway, fast food, takeout, to go, delivery, delivered, business, businesses, office, offices, conference call, conferences, conference meeting, meetings, phone call, phone calls, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, work, workplace
"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."
Mugger Awaits Pizza Boy With Rolling Pizza Cutter
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12 Hangry Men
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