"Actually, these aren't bad times to be delusional."
"Andy plays perfectly well with others - it's others who don't play well with Andy."
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"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."
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My Holdings So Far
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"We never close, do we, Howard?"
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"Lucy tells me you're a writer. I'm no stranger to self-delusion myself."
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"The aliens that control my brain really want me to get this job."
Maybe it's because I'm full of coffee, but I suddenly know the answers to all of life's big questions. Also I think I can see through that wall.
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"O, that we could harness this wisdom."
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"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."
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"I see van Gogh's influence."
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"I don't want to let being dead define me."
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"I'm sick of waiting for the world to catch up."
"And to your right you'll see an extremely troubled young woman who thinks she's a tour guide."
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"He used to think he was Napoleon - now he thinks he's Trump."
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"I address all of Daniel's spelling and long-division needs."
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"I may be a nobody, Lawler, but I'm a big nobody."
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"Is this the first time you've realized I'm an hallucination?"
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"This is America, choose your reality."
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A boy and his spin patrol.
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"By God, we'll pull out of this mess or I'm not Otto Von Bismark."
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"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"
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"You're 30? Me too!"
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