"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."
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"Trust me—sex sells."
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"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"
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"Actually, these aren't bad times to be delusional."
"Sharks! Hundreds of 'em! Flying sharks! Everyone out of the water! They're converging on the future!"
"Hey, pal, do you have any idea who I think I am?"
"I'm big in Japan."
"It's different when they're yours."
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"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."
"She's a psychopathic, delusional, borderline personality—and I can say that because I'm a psychopathic, delusional, borderline personality myself."
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"Lucy tells me you're a writer. I'm no stranger to self-delusion myself."
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The Delusional World of the Free-Range Chicken
"The aliens that control my brain really want me to get this job."
"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."
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"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."
"I knew the artist when he was just deluding himself."
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"O, that we could harness this wisdom."
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"I've been in public service thirty years, at great personal sacrifice to my family."
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"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."
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"I'll be on the main drag, turning a few heads."
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Don Quixote fights a ceiling fan.
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"I don't want to let being dead define me."
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"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."
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"You don't need laser eye surgery."
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"I'm sick of waiting for the world to catch up."