"Trust me—sex sells."
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"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"
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"Actually, these aren't bad times to be delusional."
"Sharks! Hundreds of 'em! Flying sharks! Everyone out of the water! They're converging on the future!"
"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."
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"It's different when they're yours."
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My Holdings So Far
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"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."
"She's a psychopathic, delusional, borderline personality—and I can say that because I'm a psychopathic, delusional, borderline personality myself."
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"We never close, do we, Howard?"
"No, Tim, you're not crazy. You're special! You're a very special person, Tim. You have a magical, talking toaster, and that's what makes you special."
The Delusional World of the Free-Range Chicken
Maybe it's because I'm full of coffee, but I suddenly know the answers to all of life's big questions. Also I think I can see through that wall.
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"I've been in public service thirty years, at great personal sacrifice to my family."
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"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."
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"I see van Gogh's influence."
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"I'll be on the main drag, turning a few heads."
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A small car is stretched in a funhouse mirror into a limousine.
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"Warp 1 - engage!"
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"When I was your age. I was really smelly."
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"I don't mind the voices themselves, Doctor. It's the Jersey accents that are driving me nuts."
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"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"
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"Now who's paranoid?"
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"Does this make me think I look good?"
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"You're delusional, paranoid schizophrenic, like a fox."
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