"Run it by legal." "Run it by accounting."
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"Welcome to the after-party."
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"You'll be in charge of the music down here."
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"A few minutes ago, God very graciously called to congratulate me."
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"Fred, this is Congressman Morlen. The Congressman has been demonized by his opponent."
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"A bit prickly, perhaps, but he's not nearly as frightening as I had imagined."
"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
The First Day Back
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"For years, people did their best to destroy me, but I ultimately prevailed."
"I'm fed up with excuses, Harris. When am I going to start reading about the Satanic right?"
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"He makes us watch this fire-safety video once a year."
"And, if you don't have an attorney, we have millions of them."
"Will the witness please tell the court exactly how long he's known the accused?"
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"Sometimes I wonder if we haven't carried ecumenism a bit too far."
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"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
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"It came with the job."
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The Devil's Workshop
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"It's part of His new diversity program."
"One day I just reached deep down inside myself and there he was."
"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."
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"This is the part of religion we could do without."
The Devil making snow angels.
"Congressman, our people would look upon it favorably if you were to oppose any additional sin taxes."
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"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"