"Welcome to the after-party."
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"A few minutes ago, God very graciously called to congratulate me."
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"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
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"He makes us watch this fire-safety video once a year."
"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"
"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."
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"It's like texting, but for dead people."
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"He's from Texas."
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"Oh, and I've taken the liberty of sending anniversary cards to the axis of evil."
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Rosemary's Baby Wipes
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"Hey, you're preaching to the choir."
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"It's a disgrace! Ten years ago, I was the only woman on the staff, and today I'm still the only woman on the staff."
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"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"
"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."
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"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."
"Bring in another!"
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"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."
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Demon vacation company
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Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven
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"He's So Your Type."
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"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."
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