"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."
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animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, alligator, gator, gators, croc, crocodile, beauty, beautiful, medical, surgery, surgeon, dental, dental work, had work done, image clash, animals with human teeth, cosmetic, cosmetics, cosmetic dentistry, dentist, dentists, dentistry, life-changing, life changing, appearances, appearance, happy customer, happy customers, swamp"I'm just here for the dental."
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prison, prisons, dental, insurance, insure, insured, health, dentist, dentists, health insurance, health-insurance, health plan, health-plan, healthcare, health-care, health care, jail, benefit, benefits, jail, jails, logical, law, laws, criminal, criminals, jailbird, jailbirds, treatment, treatments, universal healthcare"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."
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dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth, tooth, teeth cleaning, cleaning, teeth cleanings, cleanings, going to the dentist, flossing, floss, lie, lies, lying, lying to the dentist, falsehood, falsehoods, fib, fibs, fibbing, demonstrate, demonstrating, demonstration, demonstrations, demo, demos, example, examples, caught, caught red-handed, caught in a lie, medical, medicine"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."
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shark, sharks, fish, fishes, teeth, tooth, dental, dentist, clothes, beach, beaches, underwater, aquatic, aquarium, fishing, marine, marina, swimming, swim, swims, jaw, fashion, fashions, eat, eating, danger, dangerous, dangers, dangerous waters, beware of shark, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."
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writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, benefit, benefits, medical, dental, insurance, insured, severance, free, freebies, bonus, bonuses, dental, medical, new job, new career, wait a second, personnel, human resources, hr, laureate, poet laureate, corporate, corporations, businessmen"Sire, they also want dental."
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health insurance, health care plan, health-care plan, health care insurance, health care cover, health plan, health cover, health, magna carta, king john, john, first barons' war, magna carta libertatum, dental, dentist, insurance, ppo, preferred provider organization, king, knights, rebellion, 1215, runnymede, political demands, political demand"I detect a little laxity in your flossing."
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dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth, tooth, teeth cleaning, cleaning, teeth cleanings, cleanings, going to the dentist, laxity, lazy, laziness, flossing, dental floss, cavity, cavities, health, unhealthy, dental healthThe Tooth Ferret
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ferret, ferrets, animal, animals, rodent, rodents, bed, beds, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, nightmare, night, tooth, teeth, dental, dentist, tooth fairy, toothfairy, tooth fairies, fairy, fairies, childhood, child, kid, kids, children, misunderstood, misunderstanding, listen, listens, listened, listening, listening skill, listening skills, threat, tension, tense"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."
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dental care, dental, dentist, dentists, tooth, teeth, toothache, stranded, washed up, island, islands, desert, desert island, medical, medicare, obamacare, ideology, ideological, ideologies, ouch, free, insurance, medical insurance, medicine, medicines, doctor, doctors, health, health and wellbeing, wellbeing, politics, politicalBedtime Of The Gods
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ancient, ancient egypt, egypt, egyptian, egyptians, pagan, paganism, pagans, personification, personify, bedtime, teeth, tooth, toothbrush, dental, dental hygiene, dental care, oral, oral hygiene, toothpaste, floss, tooth paste, flossing, offering, offerings, sacrifice, sacrificing, god, gods, avatar, descended, descending, primitive, early man, primitive man, religious, religion, religious offering, religious imagery, invert, inverted, inversion"Damn—I thought you were just having them whitened."
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dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth, tooth, going to the dentist, sharpened, sharp, pointy, pointed, fang, fangs, whitened, teeth whitening, businessman, businessmen, bite, threatening, threaten, creepy, scary, vampire, vampires"There are no medical or pension benefits, but the employees' lounge has excellent free coffee."
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benefit, benefits, medical, dental, insurance, insured, severance, free, freebies, pension, pensions, bonus, bonuses, dental, medical, new job, new career, career change, congratulations, personnel, human resources, hr, h r, corporate, corporations, businessmen, business men, businessman, business man, modern life, modern world, working world, capitalism, coffee, free coffee, lounge, employee, employee benefits"What'll it be—Novocain or Yanni?"
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dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth, tooth, teeth cleaning, cleaning, teeth cleanings, cleanings, going to the dentist, anesthetic, anaesthetic, anaesthetist, anaesthetists, anesthetist, anesthetists, new age, entertainment, cavity, cavities, numbing, music, musician, musicians, instrumental, medical, medicine, putting to sleep, drugDr. Strangelove, D.D.S.
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stanley kubrick, dentist, dentists, dental, dentistry, orthodontist, orthodontists, orthodontia, orthodontic, dental hygienist, dental hygienists, dental hygiene, dentist office, dentist offices, dental patient, dental patients, patient, patients, dentist chair, dental exam, dental exams, dental examination, dental examinations, teeth, shot, shots, needle, needles, fear of needles, fear of needle, fear of dentist, odontophobia, dentophobia, movie character, movie characters, famous movie character, famous movie characters, dr. strangelove, stanley kubrick, kubrick, famous movie, famous movies, satire, satirical, satires"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."
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interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, kid, kids, invert, inversion, subvert, subversion, subverted, subverting, subverts, inverts, nostalgic, imagery, nostalgic image, innocence, clash, clashing, floss, flossing, oral hygiene, dentist, dentists, dental, dental hygiene, brushing, teeth, tooth, get well soon"Wow! This is like pulling teeth!" "More fun than root canal!"
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dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth, tooth, root canal, root canals, pulling teeth, fun, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, taking a break, sport, sports, skiing, skier, skiers, ski, skis, winter, winter sport, winter sports, wintertime"No health or dental, no stock options, and no severance package. We do, however, provide free burial at sea."
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culture clash, literature, literary, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, moby dick, moby, white whale, whale, whales, whaling, mount, mounted, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, trope, tropes, cliche, cliches, captain, capn, cap'n, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, sailor, sailors, rugged, shark, barracuda, benefit, benefits, medical, dental, insurance, insured, severance, free, freebies, bonus, bonuses, queequeg, burial, burial at sea, buried, dead, death, die, died, viking funeral, viking funeralsGood Dentist ~ Bad Dentist
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dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth, tooth, teeth cleaning, cleaning, teeth cleanings, cleanings, gum disease, flossing, going to the dentist, dental health, oral health, good cop, bad cop, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, warning, warnings, patient, patients"Aha—I hit a nerve."
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dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth, tooth, oral health, nerve, nerves, dental health, going to the dentist, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, hitting a nerve, word play, wordplay, play on words"You may experience a bit of discomfort."
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dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth cleaning, cleaning, teeth cleanings, cleanings, going to the dentist, sport, sports, bowling, bowler, bowlers, bowling ball, bowling balls, bowling pin, bowling pins, bowling alley, bowling alleys, drilling, discomfort, pain, painful, revenge, vengeance, retirbution"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"
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