"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."
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"I'm just here for the dental."
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"Before I forget, Detrick, here's the dental plan."
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The Upcoming Dental Appointment
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"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."
"Of course, the money's good, but it's the teeth that keep me coming back."
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"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."
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"I'm afraid your dental plan does not cover tusks."
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"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."
Savoy Dental Salon
"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."
The Wheel of Life
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Lifetime Achievement Awards
"I'm just a gentleman dentist."
"I detect a little laxity in your flossing."
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"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."
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"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."
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"If this cleaning hurts I'll bite your f****g head off."
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"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."
"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."
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J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open
"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."
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"I'm not actually doing anything-this is just punishment for not flossing."
"Damn—I thought you were just having them whitened."
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