"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."
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dentist, dentists, dentistry, nag, nags, nagging, brush, brushes, brushing, dental health, floss, flosses, flossing, checkup, checkups, dental hygiene, matrimony, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, dentist appointment, dentist appointments, new dentist, new dentists, medical professional, regular checkupsThe Upcoming Dental Appointment
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dentist, dentists, dental surgeon, dental surgeons, dental surgery, dentistry, dental procedure, dental procedures, dentist appointment, dentist appointments, dental appointment, dental appointments, dental phobia, dental phobias, reminder, reminders, odontophobia, dentophobia, dentist phobia, dental anxiety, dental fear"Of course, the money's good, but it's the teeth that keep me coming back."
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dentist, dentists, dental practice, dental practices, money, pay, motivation, motivations, money-driven, love of the job, dream job, dream jobs, wage, wages, drill, drills, cavity, cavities, filling teeth, hygienist, hygienists, teeth cleaning, teeth cleanings, tooth, tooth health, dental health, private practice, private practices"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."
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dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth, tooth, teeth cleaning, cleaning, teeth cleanings, cleanings, going to the dentist, flossing, floss, lie, lies, lying, lying to the dentist, falsehood, falsehoods, fib, fibs, fibbing, demonstrate, demonstrating, demonstration, demonstrations, demo, demos, example, examples, caught, caught red-handed, caught in a lie, medical, medicine"I'm afraid your dental plan does not cover tusks."
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dentist, dentists, dentistry, dentist surgery, dentists surgery, oral hygiene, dental hygiene, dental plan, healthcare, health insurance, health insurers, teeth, ivory, tusks, elephant, lion, capitalism, affordable healthcare, unaffordable healthcare, unaffordable, negligence, medical negligence, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, dental plans, dental insurance, coverage, terms of coverageThe Wheel of Life
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dental appointment, dental appointments, dentist, dentists, dentistry, wheel of life, life cycle, life cycles, dental health, dentist appointment, dentist appointments, fatalistic, fatalist, fatalists, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, pie chart, pie charts, dentistry, hate, hates, hating, dentist phobia, dentist phobias, phobia, phobia"I detect a little laxity in your flossing."
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dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth, tooth, teeth cleaning, cleaning, teeth cleanings, cleanings, going to the dentist, laxity, lazy, laziness, flossing, dental floss, cavity, cavities, health, unhealthy, dental health"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."
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back in business, monster, monsters, predator, predators, fang, fangs, wolf, wolves, big bad wolf, dentist, dentists, dental work, orthodontist, orthodontists, filling, fillings, hippocratic oath, dental surgery, dental surgeries, dental reconstruction, dental reconstructions, teeth whitening, vain, vanity, pearly whites"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."
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dental care, dental, dentist, dentists, tooth, teeth, toothache, stranded, washed up, island, islands, desert, desert island, medical, medicare, obamacare, ideology, ideological, ideologies, ouch, free, insurance, medical insurance, medicine, medicines, doctor, doctors, health, health and wellbeing, wellbeing, politics, political"If this cleaning hurts I'll bite your f****g head off."
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dentist, dentists, dental surgeon, dental surgeons, dental hygienist, dental hygienists, oral hygienist, oral hygienists, oral hygiene, tooth cleaning, tooth, teeth, cleaning, croc, crocs, crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, threat, threats, threatening, bite, bites, intimidate, intimidating, intimidation"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."
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tooth, teeth, toothache, tooth ache, dentist, dentists, dentistry, accident, accidents, awkward, awkward situation, awkward moment, therapy, therapist, therapists, convince, convincing, rhetoric, mistake, mistakes, lost, lose, psychiatrists, psychiatric, psychologist, psychology, freud, freudian"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."
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therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, dentist, dentists, surgeon, surgeons, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, barber, barbers, makeover, makeovers, transformation, transformations, change, begin, start, stylist, stylists"I'm not actually doing anything-this is just punishment for not flossing."
"Damn—I thought you were just having them whitened."
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