Dentists Cartoons

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

"I'm just here for the dental."

"Before I forget, Detrick, here's the dental plan."

Dentimony.

The Upcoming Dental Appointment

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

"Of course, the money's good, but it's the teeth that keep me coming back."

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

"I'm afraid your dental plan does not cover tusks."

"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."

Savoy Dental Salon

"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."

The Wheel of Life

Lifetime Achievement Awards

"I'm just a gentleman dentist."

"I detect a little laxity in your flossing."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

"If this cleaning hurts I'll bite your f****g head off."

"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"I'm not actually doing anything-this is just punishment for not flossing."

"Damn—I thought you were just having them whitened."