"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."
Tags:office politics, approve, approved, approval, department, departments, departmental, proposal, proposals, businessmen, businessman, business man, business men, archery, arrows, riddled, arrow, archer, bow, bows, offices, just another day at the office, visual gag, visual joke, sight gag, sight joke, shot, shoot, shoot on sight, shot on sight, desk job, desk jobs, desk jockey, desk jockey, suits, offices
"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."
"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."
Tags:voice crying in the wilderness, book of isaiah, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, meeting, meetings, company, companies, department, departments, appointment, appointments, john the baptist, opinion, opinions, unpopular opinion, unpopular opinions, rebel, rebels, corporate culture
Department of Dot Connection
Tags:white house, corrupt, corruption, corruption charge, corruption charges, connect the dots, connecting the dots, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy, theories, department, government bureaucracy, government bureaucracies, political corruption, washington, washington d.c., washington dc, investigate, investigates, investigating, investigation, investigations
"What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical."
Tags:philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, philosophiser, philosophisers, philosophizer, philosophizers, philosophize, department, departments, academic, academics, academia, university, universities, uni, unis, college, colleges, theoretically, theoretical, theory, theories, philosophy department, philosophy department, turn of phrase, turns of phrase
Finance, Sales, Veal.
Tags:veal, cow, cows, cattle, calf, calves, department, departments, cubicle, cubicles, office, offices, shared office, shared offices, lethargic, lethargy, lazy, get up, gets up, getting up, atrophy, atrophies, atrophying, muscle, muscles, exercise, exercises, exercising, animal rights, workers rights, unhealthy, desk jockey, desk jockeys, desk job, desk jobs, office desk, office desks, motionless, sit, sits, sitting, sat
"I'll take three dozen bottles."
Tags:perfume, perfumes, cologne, colognes, aroma, aromas, scent, scents, misunderstanding, department, store, department stores, customer request, customer requests, french, language, chat, chatty, old lady, old ladies, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, gossip, chatting, shopping, shopper, shoppers, woman, women
"And yet another headache for the Immigration and Naturalization Service!"
Tags:immigration, refugees, refugee, immigrants, immigrant, naturalization, naturalisation, service, department, immigration and naturalization service, ins, u.s. citizenship and immigration services, uscis, u.s. immigration and customs enforcement, ice, u.s. customs and border protection, cbp, department of homeland security, america, american, united states, u.s., us, border control, border controls, security, protection, alien, aliens, foreign nationals, foreign national, foreigner, foreigners, overpopulation, headache, headaches, ethics, ethical, space, spaceship, spaceships, science fiction, problem, problems, issue, issues, government, governments, politics, political
"He's not from our department - we're hoping he'll float away."
Ways and Means/Means and Ends
Purchasing and Sales
Department of Pure Unadulturated Chutzpah
Not an Entrance/Not An Exit
Tags:exit, exits, entrance, entrances, logic, logical, illogical, door, doors, entrance door, exit door, exit doors, entrance doors, department, departments, logical thinker, logical thinkers, logical thinking, philosophy, philosophy teacher, philosophy teachers, philosophical, teacher, teachers, logic problem, logic problems, puzzle, puzzles, puzzling, door, doors, logician, lawyer, lawyers, legalese, lawyerese, interpret, interpretation, interpretations, confusing, confusion
"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, financial wizard, financial wizards, wizard, wizards, tech guru, tech gurus, guru, gurus, wiseman, wisemen, wise man, wise men, ninja, ninjas, systems ninja, systems ninja, it, i.t., information technology, department, departments, technology, computer, computers, title, titles, invisible, invisibility, word play, wordplay
"Time after time it's the same thing: you hear a knock—you open the door—and nobody's there!"
"Care To Try Our latest Fragrance"
Tags:hazmat, hazmats, hazmat suit, hazmat suits, gasmask, gas mask, protection, protective, protect, protective suit, fumigate, fumigation, fumigator, department, department store, department stores, dept, dept stores, fragrances, fragrance, sale, sales, salesmen, salesman, hard sell, perfume, perfumery, perfumes, perfumed, perfume counter, counter, store, stores, industrial, industrial equipment, overkill, over kill, over-kill, ott, over the top, trend, trending, trends, trendy, fashionable, fashions
"You've done some outstanding work in Public Relations, Benderman. Unfortunately, you work in Accounting.!
Tags:management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, board, boardroom, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, board member, account, accounts, accounting, public relations, pr, p.r, p.r., p r, department, departmental, job description, job descriptions, duties, duty, responsible, responsibility, responsibilities, bureaucracy, bureaucrat, bureaucratic
"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"
Tags:penguin, penguins, strange, strange imagery, account, accounts, businessmen, business man, absurd, absurdity, ice, fish, luxuries, personal use, personal, reprimand, reprimanded, reprimanding, what do you expect, need, needs, want, wants, spend, spending, spent, outgoing, outgoings, department, departmental, departmental plan, plan, plans, planning, accounting, warning, warnings, management, upper management, office politics, rule, rules, necessities, access, accessibility, access needs, access requirements
Bureau of Rosy Statistics
The undecided department
Tags:faculty meeting, faculty meetings, faculty, faculties, department, departments, univeristy, universities, college, colleges, argument, arguments, work argument, work arguments, disagreements, disagreements, air grievances, airing grievances, academic, acamemics, professor, professors, lecturer, lecturers, mute, mute button, mute buttons, remote, remotes, remote control, remote controls, flicker, flickers
"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."
"I'm sorry, you want Glutes – this is Pecs."
Tags:gym, gyms, workout, workouts, working out, weights, weight lifting, weight lift, musclehead, muscleheads, body building, body builder, pecs, pectorals, pectoral muscles, california, california stereotypes, state stereotypes, department of health, departments, department, wrong department, wrong departments, health obsessed, image obsessed, healthy, fit, fitness
"That's out idea department – the door was one of their ideas."
"Department of Sports Analogies"