"Could we up the dosage? I still have feelings."
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Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.
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"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"
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"What's the next best medicine?"
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"But that's what being an artist is—feeling crummy before everyone else feels crummy."
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"I have a lot of angst, but I haven't figured out how to package it."
"Well, I have to tell your publisher something."
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"Your kids have left and gone on to lives of their own..." a dog yelps while his owner runs away.
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"Can you describe these countless wasted hours that ultimately make up the bulk of your life?"
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"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."
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"Am I doing something wrong? You don't say 'Good dog' to me anymore."
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Getting Back to Normal for Idiots
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"Looks like broker-assisted suicide."
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Bank - Going out of business sale!
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"I'm sorry, Wilson, but I liked you better before your therapy."
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"See? Isn't this better than being happy?"
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"Yes, I'm somewhat depressed, but seasonally adjusted I'm probably happy enough."
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How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.
"Look, you're not the only one with problems."
"You're not crazy. You want crazy?"
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"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
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Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?
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"How may I direct your call? Doctor-assisted or regular?"
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"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."
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"Every year around this time, I ask myself, 'Did I make a dent?'"
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