Island of Lost Guys.
"You must have thought up a million jokes."
Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.
Tags:ship, ships, boat, boats, storm, storms, stormy, rain, rainy, sea, seas, ocean, sinking, sinking ship, sinking ships, capsize, going down, inflate, inflatables, blow-up, blow up, blowing up, island, islands, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, shipwreck, shipwrecks, shipwrecked, lifeboat, lifeboats, sailing, sailboat, sailboats, sailor, sailors, modern life, convenient, convenience, emergency, emergencies, safety, prepared, cliche, cliches, cartoon cliches
"Why? Did you want one?"
"I miss the palm tree, also, but at least we can have a refrigerator."
"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."
Tags:superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, fly, flies, flying, flight, stranded, desert island, desert islands, marooned, maroon, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, clueless, out to lunch, space cadet, space cadets, memory, remember, remembers, common sense, no common sense, lack of common sense, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers
Grim Reaper on a desert island
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, desert island, desert islands, island, islands, nothing, empty, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, holiday, holidays, trip, trips, travel, travelling, traveling, tree, trees, palm tree, palm trees, remains, dead, destroyed, destruction, ideal, perfect vacation, perfect holiday
Man on Desert Island reads about himself.
"Thank heavens! Some work."
"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."
Tags:island, islands, desert island, desert islands, middle of nowhere, stranded, shipwrecked, castaway, castaways, survivor, survivors, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, living together, live together, long time, look like, similar, same, twin, twins, palm tree, palm trees, tree, trees, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, face, faces, matching, pair, pairs
"Yeah, well your profile wasn't exactly honest either."
Tags:online dating, internet dating, dating site, dating sites, whale, whales, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, marooned, mistake, mistakes, mix up, mix ups, ix-up, mix-ups, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, first date, first dates, awkward date, awkward dates
Cat stuck in palm tree.
"Of course I'm glad. It's just that I had a bad experience with a boat once."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, deserted island, deserted islands, island, islands, stranded, survivor, survivors, shipwrecked, cruise ship, cruise ships, rescue, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers, boat, boats, ship, ships, bad experience, bad experiences, past experience, past experiences, trauma, traumatised, traumatized, psychology, mental health, bad memories, bad memory, sea travel
Tags:desert island, desert islands, desert island cartoon, desert island cartoons, castaway, castaways, abandon, abandoned, abandonment, maroon, marooned, cast away, cast aways, repeated, repetitions, irony, ironic, derivative, monotony, monotonous, uncreative, unimaginative, copy cat, copy-cat, copy, copied, copying, fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall
Arbitrageur in Exile
"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, ship wrecked, shipwrecked, hopeless, hopelessness, oblivious, obliviousness, future president, political candidate, political candidates, going mad, going crazy, optimistic, optimism, optimist, optimists, hopeful, political campaign, political campaigns, marooned, bright future, ambitious, ambition, ambitions, bad company
"I could never leave this place—this is where I grew up."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, abandoned, abandonment, stranded, stubborn, stubbornness, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, son, sons, attached, attachment, grief, grieving, mother, mothers, father, fathers, shipwrecked, home, homes, growing up, grew up, graves, gravestones, gravestone, graveyard, cemetery, cemetaries
I wish they'd quit sending my financial statements."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaways, castaways, maroon, marooned, strand, stranded, abandon, abandoned, bill, bills, bank statement, bank statements, financial statement, financial statements, debt, debts, in debt, overdraft, overdrafts, overdraw, overdrawn, pointless, pointlessness, futile, mail, post, letter, letters, bankrupt, bankruptcy
Desert island 'Help' cards
Tags:marooned, stranded, desert island, desert islands, lost at sea, help card, help cards, greetings card, greetings cards, brochures, brochure, holiday brochures, holiday brochures, tourist, tourists, tourism, consumerism, consumerist, consumer, consumer, modern life, modern attitudes, money making, money making scheme, castaway, castaways, abandoned, abandonment, excess information, unhelpful, unhelpful information, useless information, useless, false hope, let down
"Did you rent 'Weekend at Bernie's'?"
Tags:rental, rentals, rent, rents, renting, rent a movie, rents a movie, renting a movie, late notice, late notices, chase down, chases down, chasing down, message in a bottle, messages in a bottle, desert island, desert islands, marooned, castaway, castaways, send away, sends away, sending away, comedy, comedies, dark comedy, dark comedies
"Think of all that interest piling up at six per cent per annum from day of deposit."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, stranded, abandon, abandoned, maroon, marooned, castaway, castaways, bank account, bank accounts, banker, bankers, saving, savings, savings account, savings accounts, interest, earning interest, compound interest, deposit, deposits, positivity, staying positive, positive outlook, positive outlooks optimist, optimists, opptimism
"I'd like to start seeing other castaways."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, dating, dating problems, dating issues, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, partner, partners, seeing new people, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, breakup, breakups, dump, dumping, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, stranded, ship-wrecked, shipwrecked