Designers Cartoons

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Hip For Spring - Six Great Looks for Men

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

Donna Karan's Nightmare

Task-Lamp Fashion Trends, Milan, Summer 2003.

The World's Easiest Airport

"Caroline Dolnick said my dress is a knockoff!"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Are you going bowling or is that Prada?"

Frederick's Of Winnipeg

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

"In my opinion, this is his best men's fall collection."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

MILAN CHAIR HARVEST

"Gucci, Gucci, Gucci."

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"That's the flag we'll fly atop our pirate ship!"

"He's like this perfect combination of Oscar de la Renta and Oscar de la Hoya."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

"Form Follow Money."

"I finally found a designer with a sweatshop that's right for me."

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

"Is that skin Marc Jacobs?"