"Attention passengers. Flight 369 has been cancelled due to our desire to ruin your life."
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"I'll be on Fifth Avenue, pressing my cold little nose wistfully against shop windows."
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"I want someone whose inner pain is totally hot."
A dog looks longingly into a butcher shop and a woman looks longingly into a shoe store.
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Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish
"It's more than I can afford and less than I desire."
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"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."
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"Sometimes I close my eyes and pretend that someone else is denying me sex."
"Mostly I miss the freedom from incarceration."
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The Penultimate Temptation of Christ
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"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."
"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"
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"We should appeal to their greed, without, of course, actually appealing to their greed."
"But I want a career, a family, and a cracker"
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"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."
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"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."
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"I just wish you would try counting your blessings the way you do your carbs."
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"My wife understands me."
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"Of course, this could also be confirmation bias from me wanting you to get sick."
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"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"
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"If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut."
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(Diamonds shining, … Dancing, dining, …with some man in a restaurant. Is that all you really want?) (Are you making this up?) (Unsophisticated Lady)
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"Do I want the job? Huh, I never thought about it like that."
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"OK, you're going to feel a little prick, followed by a burning desire to sue me."
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"It's either conjunctivitis or twin pools of desire."
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