"We've decided to build a little cubicle around you and your desk, Harris."
"O.K., Chief, see if she starts now."
"Wilkins, this is Cosgrove. All our offices are now double occupancy."
"He's not in, but this fresh snowfall will make him easy to track."
"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"
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A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk
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"I actually prefer same sex - as long as it doesn't involve sex."
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"We're not that well organized, but we know where everybody is."
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"Don't worry Phil, we're just moving you down to four."
"Would it disturb you if I sang?"
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A businessman sits behind a desk; a nameplate on the desk reads "A. Nellson: Desk Potato".
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Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk
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My Holdings So Far
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"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."
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Operation Desert StormThe Desk Accessories
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"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."
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Construction Worker Class
An executive sits at his desk smoking a cigar; a second cigar is sitting in the pen holder in front of him.
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Nova Scotia Brand Cubicle
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"It's great for multicrastinating."
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Back to The Present - I
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Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk
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"Now, Winston, I have a very busy afternoon ahead of me, so please scurry back to your own desk and let's not have any trouble."