"We'll take it."
Tags:real estate, apartments, take, buildings, psychology, insecurity, consumerism, shopping, urban life, under construction, real estate crunch, real estate crunches, housing shortage, housing shortages, housing, home shopping, home buyer, home buyers, desperate, desperation, letting officer, letting officers, real estate agent, real estate agents, mankoff
"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
Tags:selling, sales, sold, sells, seller, real estate, house, housing, home, homes, organ, organs, kidney, kidneys, selling kidneys, desperate, desperately, bargain, bargaining, bargains, barter, barters, buying, buys, buyer, estate agent, real estate agent, estate agents, real estate agents, realtor, realtors, organ donation, housing market, anxious, overanxious, house price, house prices, crash, 2008 crash, housing bubble, bubble, housing bubbles, bubbles
"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."
Tags:cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, grave, graves, mausoleum, mausoleums, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, dead, death, died, passed away, parent, parents, moving in, moving in with the parents, move back in with parents, son, sons, child, children, kid, kids, adult child, adult kid, adult kids, adulthood, living with parents, desperate, desperation
"He's just doing that to get attention."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, welder, welders, welding, torch, torches, acetylene torch, acetylene torches, cutting torch, cutting torches, graffiti, vandalism, love, attention, attention-seeking, needy, clingy, problem, problems, relationship, relationships, son, sons, mother-son relationship, mother-son relationships, toddler, toddlers, unusual, strange, behavior, behaviour, desperate
"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"
Tags:boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, relationship, relationships, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorced, divorcee, divorcees, divorcing, engagement, engaged, fiance, multiple marriages, hopeful, hopeless romantic, hopeless romantics, love, desperate, lonely, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, marriage counselling
"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
Tags:fall in love, falls in love, falling in love, intelligent, intelligence, incompatible, incompatibility, compatible, compatibility, chemistry, lack of chemistry, date, dates, dating, single life, desperate, desperation, brain, brains, academic, academics, scholar, scholars, educated, educated people, egghead, eggheads, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, geeky, nerdy, scientist, scientists, study, studies, studying
"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."
Tags:dating, dates, date, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, relationship, relationships, fiance, engage, engaged, engagement, wedding, marriage, married, marry, wed, bride, bridal, bridesmaid, bridesmaids, wedding day, bad decision, bad decisions, timing is right, bad timing, mismatch, bad match, incompatible, desperate, girl talk, women, lonely
"Rescue be damned! Our conservative principles will see us through."
Tags:desert, deserts, conservative, conservatives, republican, republicans, desperate, desperation, refusal, refusing, politics, political, right, right wing, principle, principles, conservative principles, conservative principle, trump, donald trump, gop, grand old party, heat, sun, lost, thirsty, despairing, misguided, wrong, parallel, comparison, compared
"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."
"I know I say this a lot, but if I were a robot I would totally have sex with that."
Tags:mailbox, mailboxes, letter box, letter boxes, postbox, postboxes, robot, robots, robotics, sexual attractions, attractive, attracted, off-the-wall, inappropriate, non-sequitur, non-sequiturs, desperate, desperation, perspective, perspective shift, perspective shifts, mail, post, letter, letters
Fish leaves sea in search of fishbowl.
Tags:fish, pet fish, fishbowl, fishbowls, evolve, evolving, evolution, theory of evolution, the origin of species, on the origin of species, darwin, charles darwin, natural selection, domesticated, domestication, desperate, desperation, end goal, end goals, modern life, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs
"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, love, dating, date, dates, single, singles, single life, dating app, dating apps, internet dating, online dating, swiping right, desperate, desperation, cupid, cupids, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, eros, greek mythology, looking for love, matching, match, matches, matchmaker, matchmakers, matchmaking, technology, app, apps, application, applications, modern life, millennial, millennials
"I want something that will make me smell thinner."
Tags:weight loss, losing weight, diet, diets, dieting, beauty standards, beauty ideal, feminine beauty ideal, the feminine beauty ideal, gender issues, perfume, perfumes, desperate, desperation, wishful thinking, perfume shop, perfume shops, fragrance, fragrances, self indulgence, self indulgent, self-indulgence, self-indulgent
"Miss Ross, get me a motivation speaker."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, motivational speaker, motivational speakers, exhausted, exhaustion, motivation, overworked, overworking, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, desperate, desperation, desperate measures, modern expectations, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs
"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, martini, martinis, booze, liquor, relax, relaxing, relaxation, attention, attention needy, quiet time, desperation, desperate, depressed, depression, tired, exhausted, middle age, middle aged, quiet desperation, henry david thoreau, thoreau, essayist, writer, writers
"Not sure how much longer we can live off the proceeds from your gold tooth."
"Why didn't you go before we left?"
"I hear they're desperate for new users."
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"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"
Tags:business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, networking, businesses networking, networking, event, networking events, business card, business cards, try-hard, try-hards, overkill, desperate, desperation, social skills, socialising, socialzing
LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP
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"I'm dating a turtle, Hank. If you've got a better cry for help, I'm all ears."
"Do any of you guys need a wife?"
Tags:single, singles, bar, pub, flirt, flirts, date, dates, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, desperate, desperation, chat up line, chat up lines, chat-up line, chat-up lines, lonely, loneliness, friendship group, friendship groups, middle age, singles bar, singles bars, awkward, awkwardness
"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."