Desperate Cartoons

Desperate Cartoons

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"We'll take it."

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"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

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"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."

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"Rescue be damned! Our conservative principles will see us through."

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"Not sure how much longer we can live off the proceeds from your gold tooth."

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"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

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"It's sad, but it's not laugh-out-loud sad."

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Classifieds

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The Concrete Café.

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"How much are we supposed to tip the guy who followed us to our room and flicked the light switch?"

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Les nouveaux pauvres

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"Bro, no!"

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"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

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"Please, Lord, enough already."

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"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

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"Let go."

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"Anybody up there need an autograph?"

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"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

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"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

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Text in a bottle

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Desperate cartoon 21 of 80

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"Wow! Do you think he would have jumped?"

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Desperate cartoon 22 of 80

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"By God, we'll pull out of this mess or I'm not Otto Von Bismark."

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"By Jove, you've got it! Unprofessional, clingy, boorish, volatile, fake-macho and weirdly desperate -- a handshake patently your own, Mr. Trump."

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"And just remember: Daddy got you out of that nasty pet store because he hopes you'll act really cute and friendly in the park, especially around attractive, single women."

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"The usual"

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