"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."
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"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."
"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."
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"We've come here to smoke."
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Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure
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"Please, Lord, enough already."
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Where Will It All End?
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Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile
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"Mr. Smith's office doesn't have a door. You have to batter your way through the wall."
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"I'm sorry Mr. Bond, but you can't just leave Comcast."
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The Cab of Guilt - "This is your mother, reminding you that if you don't buckle up I will kill myself."
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"We even tried pouring red wine down his gullet."
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Dear Harry, Have Burned Your House And Carried Off Your Wife And Daughter - Frank
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"You misspelled 'Obamacare'."
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"It's so refreshing to see someone smile for a change."
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"Well I hope you're satisfied. Now you've scared the others away."
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I think I'll take the afternoon off."
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