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Desperation Cartoons
Desperation cartoon 1 of 53
"We'll take it."
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real estate, apartments, take, buildings, psychology, insecurity, consumerism, shopping, urban life, under construction, real estate crunch, real estate crunches, housing shortage, housing shortages, housing, home shopping, home buyer, home buyers, desperate, desperation, letting officer, letting officers, real estate agent, real estate agents, mankoffDesperation cartoon 2 of 53
"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."
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cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, grave, graves, mausoleum, mausoleums, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, dead, death, died, passed away, parent, parents, moving in, moving in with the parents, move back in with parents, son, sons, child, children, kid, kids, adult child, adult kid, adult kids, adulthood, living with parents, desperate, desperationDesperation cartoon 3 of 53
"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
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fall in love, falls in love, falling in love, intelligent, intelligence, incompatible, incompatibility, compatible, compatibility, chemistry, lack of chemistry, date, dates, dating, single life, desperate, desperation, brain, brains, academic, academics, scholar, scholars, educated, educated people, egghead, eggheads, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, geeky, nerdy, scientist, scientists, study, studies, studyingDesperation cartoon 4 of 53
"Rescue be damned! Our conservative principles will see us through."
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desert, deserts, conservative, conservatives, republican, republicans, desperate, desperation, refusal, refusing, politics, political, right, right wing, principle, principles, conservative principles, conservative principle, trump, donald trump, gop, grand old party, heat, sun, lost, thirsty, despairing, misguided, wrong, parallel, comparison, comparedDesperation cartoon 5 of 53
"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."
Desperation cartoon 6 of 53
"I know I say this a lot, but if I were a robot I would totally have sex with that."
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mailbox, mailboxes, letter box, letter boxes, postbox, postboxes, robot, robots, robotics, sexual attractions, attractive, attracted, off-the-wall, inappropriate, non-sequitur, non-sequiturs, desperate, desperation, perspective, perspective shift, perspective shifts, mail, post, letter, lettersDesperation cartoon 7 of 53
Fish leaves sea in search of fishbowl.
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fish, pet fish, fishbowl, fishbowls, evolve, evolving, evolution, theory of evolution, the origin of species, on the origin of species, darwin, charles darwin, natural selection, domesticated, domestication, desperate, desperation, end goal, end goals, modern life, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downsDesperation cartoon 8 of 53
"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, love, dating, date, dates, single, singles, single life, dating app, dating apps, internet dating, online dating, swiping right, desperate, desperation, cupid, cupids, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, eros, greek mythology, looking for love, matching, match, matches, matchmaker, matchmakers, matchmaking, technology, app, apps, application, applications, modern life, millennial, millennialsDesperation cartoon 9 of 53
"I want something that will make me smell thinner."
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weight loss, losing weight, diet, diets, dieting, beauty standards, beauty ideal, feminine beauty ideal, the feminine beauty ideal, gender issues, perfume, perfumes, desperate, desperation, wishful thinking, perfume shop, perfume shops, fragrance, fragrances, self indulgence, self indulgent, self-indulgence, self-indulgentDesperation cartoon 10 of 53
"Miss Ross, get me a motivation speaker."
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executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, motivational speaker, motivational speakers, exhausted, exhaustion, motivation, overworked, overworking, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, desperate, desperation, desperate measures, modern expectations, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobsDesperation cartoon 11 of 53
"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, martini, martinis, booze, liquor, relax, relaxing, relaxation, attention, attention needy, quiet time, desperation, desperate, depressed, depression, tired, exhausted, middle age, middle aged, quiet desperation, henry david thoreau, thoreau, essayist, writer, writersDesperation cartoon 12 of 53
"Why didn't you go before we left?"
Desperation cartoon 13 of 53
"I hear they're desperate for new users."
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, new arrivals, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, technology, marketing, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, ad, ads, desperate, desperation, user, users, new users, sign up, signing up, computer, computers, online, internet, modern lifeDesperation cartoon 14 of 53
"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"
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business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, networking, businesses networking, networking, event, networking events, business card, business cards, try-hard, try-hards, overkill, desperate, desperation, social skills, socialising, socialzingDesperation cartoon 15 of 53
LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP
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politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, candidate, candidates, election, elections, campaign, campaigns, campaign trail, campaign stop, campaign stops, political campaign, political campaigns, election campaign, election campaigns, vote, votes, voter, voters, schmoozing, last minute, animal, animals, farm, farms, rural, sheep, last-ditch effort, last-ditch attempt, desperate, desperation, politicalDesperation cartoon 16 of 53
"I'm dating a turtle, Hank. If you've got a better cry for help, I'm all ears."
Desperation cartoon 17 of 53
"Do any of you guys need a wife?"
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single, singles, bar, pub, flirt, flirts, date, dates, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, desperate, desperation, chat up line, chat up lines, chat-up line, chat-up lines, lonely, loneliness, friendship group, friendship groups, middle age, singles bar, singles bars, awkward, awkwardnessDesperation cartoon 18 of 53
"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."
Desperation cartoon 19 of 53
"Wait! Come back! I was just kidding about wanting to be happy."
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bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, happiness, wanting happiness, mental health, desperate, desperation, bargain, bargaining, compromise, compromisesDesperation cartoon 20 of 53
"Please, Lord, enough already."
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enough, enough is enough, enough already, last, last resort, last resorts, desperate measures, desperation, desperate, desperately, religion, turned to religion, faith, faiths, faithful, pray, praying, prayed, prayer, prayers, god, gods, heaven, heavens, stress, stressed, stressing, existential, existential dread, existence is pain, drudge, drudgery, overwork, overworked, over work, over worked, break down, breakdown, break-downDesperation cartoon 21 of 53
"By Jove, you've got it! Unprofessional, clingy, boorish, volatile, fake-macho and weirdly desperate -- a handshake patently your own, Mr. Trump."
Desperation cartoon 22 of 53
"There's nothing wrong with the food. I just needed a little attention."
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eating out, dining out, restaurant, fine dining, waiter, waiters, waitstaff, waiting staff, eating alone, dining alone, lonely, loneliness, desperate, desperation, attention seeker, attention seekers, fussy customer, fussy customers, bad customer, bad customers, complain, complaining, complaint, complaintsDesperation cartoon 23 of 53
"I have a lot of student loans to pay back."
Desperation cartoon 24 of 53
"No, I think I'm going to go for the fire extinguisher."
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prize, prizes, fire extinguisher, fire extinguishers, on fire, fire, flames, flaming, host, hosts, contestant, contestants, game show, game shows, tv, t.v., television, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, boat, boats, money, cash, winner, winners, winning, life saving, desperation, desperate, survival instinct, choice, choices, choosing, decision, decisions, deciding, no choice, in dangerDesperation cartoon 25 of 53
No Pants
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