"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."
"I'm afraid the chocolate cake puts you over the calorie cap."
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Baker Resembles Baked Goods
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"Water...water...and maybe just a tiny piece of pie."
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"The candy's for after dinner."
A woman spins a wheel offering 'pie' or 'no pie'.
"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."
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"How about an apple split for a change?"
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Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special
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"What do you eat for anxiety?"
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The four major food groups.
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"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."
"My parents decriminalized sugar."
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Executive cuts children in line for ice cream.
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"Does anything die and become dessert?"
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The True Story Of Vanilla Pudding
A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.
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"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."
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"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."
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"Relax, the real cookies await you at home."
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"Extra sprinkles, please. Mr. Rutledge is our chief executive officer."
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"How do you want your slice - with or without a ballerina?"
"When you enthusiastically declare Pam's layered jello salad is 'better than sex,' I fear some may see it as a commentary on me, and not the layered jello salad."
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