Grim Reaper on a desert island
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"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."
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"The dog got locked in your car last night, Mr. Ferguson."
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"Happy now, you jerk?"
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"You're lucky that painting was of a horse."
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"Charlotte! Can't healing take some other form?"
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"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."
"Don't ask questions, Morton, just get this mess out of here."
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"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."
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"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."
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"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"
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"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"
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Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones
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"Perhaps, sir, your rhetoric was a little too harsh."
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"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."
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"You can pack this back up now."
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"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."
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"Not guilty. If they hadn't read Safire yet, Safire shouldn't have been on the floor."
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"And coming up on the right is another area ruined by the likes of you."
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"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."
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"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."
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Two parents look at their new baby who arrived in a boxed with a destroyed instruction manual.
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"Aw, man, that's never coming out."
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"Before we came along, gentlemen, all this was nothing but farmland."
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"You stop it, now!"
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