"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."
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detective, detectives, spy, spies, secret agent, secret agents, tabloid, tabloids, tabloid journalist, tabloid journalists, journalists, journalists, investigative journalist, investigative journalists, investigative journalism, career change, career changes, life choices, life choice, cia, the cia, espionage, informant, informants"There you are!"
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missing people, missing person, missing persons, bureau of missing persons, there you are, found, find, incompetent, incompetence, missing people, disappear, disappearances, disappearance, disappearing, going missing, missing persons unit, governments, public service, public services, failing services, police, detective, detectives, investigator, investigators"Your call is important to us."
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call line, call lines, call-line, call-lines, helpline, helplines, help-line, help-lines, skeleton, skeletons, bone, bones, corpse, police, policemen, policeman, detective, detectives, crime, crimes, crime scene, crime scenes, customer service, customer services, call centre, call centres, call center, call centers, hold, put on hold, wait, patience, patient"Notice how the rug really ties the crime scene together."
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crime scene, crime scenes, murder scene, murder scenes, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, buzzword, buzzwords, design jargon, good design, insensitive, insensitivity, crime scene, crime scenes, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, furniture, design scheme, design schemes, detective, detectives, deduction, deductions"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."
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detective, detectives, police, crime, crimes, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, stab, criminal, stabbing, stabs, stabbed, kill, killed, killing, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murderous, investigation, investigating, investigate, investigation, investigates, scene, crime scene, crime scenes, lazy, conclusion, unlikely, conclusions, laziness, work, working, bored, suicidal, incompetence, incompetent, cover up, coverup, cover-up, cover ups"Sorry to crash the party, folks, but all the little people that made it happen were just discovered buried in a shallow grave outside Bakersfield."
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dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humor, dead, die, died, death, dying, killed, killing, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, investigate, investigative, investigator, investigators, fbi, f.b.i., federal bureau of investigation, detective, detectives, police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, hollywood, bakersfield, california, award, awards, ceremony"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, interview, interviews, interrogation, interrogations, questioning, suspect, suspects, fashion, clothes, clothing, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, accessory, accessories, tie, ties, necktie, neckties, new, like, opinion, opinions, loud, colourful, colorful, crazy, design, pattern, unique"Ow! Don't smush so hard, meatball!"
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, fingerprint, fingerprints, fingerprinting, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, crime, smush, smushing, squish, squishing, hurt, pain, painful, booking, arresting, arrest, arrests"Don't we have lighting more intimidating than that energy saver?"
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light, lights, lighting, bulb, bulbs, light-bulb, light-bulbs, light bulbs, light-bulbs, police, police men, police officers, detective, detectives, question, questioning, questions, interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, energy-saver, energy saving, fear, fears, intimidate, intimidating, intimidates, saving energy, energy, electricity, environmentalism, environment, question, suspect, suspects, criminal, criminals"Quick! Follow that dish and spoon!"
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hey diddle diddle, dish, spoon, cup, tea cup, tea cups, dishes, spoons, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, run away, ran away, chase, chasing, chased, dish and spoon, the dish and the spoon, couple, couples, crime, criminals, detective, detectives, gumshoe, gumshoes, high speed chase, high speed chases, give chase, private investigator, p.i., pi, investigator, investigation, tail, tailed, follow, followed, being followed, film noir, children's story, children's stories"All we know is it happened between the hours of 9 A.M. and 4 P.M."
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murder, murders, death, deaths, die, dies, dying, detective, detectives, police, officer, officers, cable, cable companies, window, time window, waiting, waits, wait, time frame, time period, wait around, annoying, annoys, imprecise, imprecision, crime, crime scene, time of deathChalk Murder
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crime, criminal, criminals, investigation, investigations, detective, detectives, police, policing, policed, shot, shooting, shoots, murder, murders, chalk, figure, outline, outlines, suspect, suspects, crime scene, crimes, unexpected, surprise, shoot, shootings, absurd, ridiculous, art, criminal, criminals, chalk fight"I'll take it."
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statue, statues, sculpture, sculptures, bird, birds, falcon, falcons, antique, antiques, antique hunting, antique hunter, antique hunters, treasure, treasures, detective, detectives, mystery, mysterious, mysteries, shopping, shop, shops, store, stores, discovery, discoveries, discover, gumshoe, gumshoes, sleuth, sleuths, investigator, investigators, film, films, book, books, film-noir, film noir, classic film, classic films"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."
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law, legal, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, chase, chased, bunny, bunnies, flopsy, rabbit, rabbits, cute, cutely, bunny rabbit, detective, detectives, cops, cop, police, di, detective inspector, inspector, undercover, under cover, holster, holsters, gun holster, gun holsters, noir, noir imagery, mystery, mysterious, thriller, thrillers, clash, clashes, subvert, subverts, subversion"It's a terrifically gripping detective thriller, but we were wondering if you could make it Swedish."
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literature, book, books, novel, novels, writing, reading, reader, readers, read, detective, detectives, thriller, thrillers, mystery, mysteries, gripping, writer, writers, author, authors, publisher, publishers, editor, editors, publishing house, publishing company, publishing companies, swedish, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, literary, bestseller, bestsellers, greed, greedy, modern life"I've already put the evidence in a tidy little bag for you."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, evidence, proof, crime, crime scene, crime scenes, forensics, scene of the crime, murder, murders, homicide, death, corpse, corpses, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, tidy, neat, bag, bags, clean, criminal, criminals, murderer, murderers, helpful"Don't make me send in the bad cat."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, interview, interviews, interrogation, interrogations, good cop, bad cop, crime, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, good cat, bad cat"Maybe it's always the person you least suspect because you're not a good detective."
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police, policing, crime, criminal, criminals, investigating, investigates, investigated, suspect, suspects, suspicion, suspicious, least suspect, person you least suspect, bad detective, detectives, incompetent, inept, incompetent, inefficient, ineffectual, cliche, cliches, expose, exposed, exposes, exposed, saying, sayingsLady Justice reading a book
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lady justice, justitia, justice, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, scale, scales, blindfold, blindfolds, blind justice, scales of justice, book, books, literature, novel, novels, writer, writers, author, authors, mystery, mysteries, detective, detectives, reading, reader, readers"CSI Tulsa"
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crime scene, scene of the crime, crime scene investigation, crime scene investigator, crime scene investigators, investigate, investigator, investigators, investigation, investigation, detective, detectives, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, crime, mystery, mysteries, solve, justice, criminal investigation, criminal investigations, show, shows, program, programs, programmes, programmes, tv, t.v., television, rural, farm, farms, farming, regional, tulsa, oklahoma, cow, cows, dead, death, dead body"Get me everything on everybody."
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politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, investigate, investigative, investigation, research, intelligence agency, national security agency, nsa, fbi, federal bureau of investigation, central intelligence agency, cia, foreign intelligence, domestic intelligence, law enforcement, department of defence, department of defense, detective, detectives, officer, officers