It's Hell, but at least It's White-Collar Hell
"Welcome to the after-party."
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"You'll be in charge of the music down here."
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"A few minutes ago, God very graciously called to congratulate me."
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"Notice anything different about me?"
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Hell's Comedy Club
"Thank you, but I've already provided for my children's college education."
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"A bit prickly, perhaps, but he's not nearly as frightening as I had imagined."
"I would have made it big in Heaven if it hadn't been for the policy wonks."
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"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."
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"For years, people did their best to destroy me, but I ultimately prevailed."
"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."
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"I'm fed up with excuses, Harris. When am I going to start reading about the Satanic right?"
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"Sorry, Chief, but Bianca Jagger is here to check on human-rights abuses."
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"Love the work you've been doing with the Church recently."
"He makes us watch this fire-safety video once a year."
"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."
"And, if you don't have an attorney, we have millions of them."
"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."
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"Will the witness please tell the court exactly how long he's known the accused?"
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"Sometimes I wonder if we haven't carried ecumenism a bit too far."
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"Oh, and c.c. the Devil."
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An entrance to hell is divided between individuals and corporate.
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"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
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"It came with the job."
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