Devils Cartoons

"Welcome to the after-party."

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

"A few minutes ago, God very graciously called to congratulate me."

"Notice anything different about me?"

Hell's Comedy Club

"A bit prickly, perhaps, but he's not nearly as frightening as I had imagined."

"I would have made it big in Heaven if it hadn't been for the policy wonks."

"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."

"For years, people did their best to destroy me, but I ultimately prevailed."

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

"I'm fed up with excuses, Harris. When am I going to start reading about the Satanic right?"

"Sorry, Chief, but Bianca Jagger is here to check on human-rights abuses."

"Love the work you've been doing with the Church recently."

"He makes us watch this fire-safety video once a year."

Trump 2020: Four more years (or eternal dominion)!

"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."

"And, if you don't have an attorney, we have millions of them."

"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."

"Will the witness please tell the court exactly how long he's known the accused?"

"Oh, and c.c. the Devil."

"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."

"It came with the job."

"It's part of His new diversity program."

"One day I just reached deep down inside myself and there he was."

The Devil's Workshop