"You have Obama mania."
"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."
"Who ever thought patriotism could be so complicated?"
"You're still the King of the Apes as far as I'm concerned."
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"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."
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"Thanks for waiting for me, Jocko, but I still can't play. I've decided to go for a Ph.D."
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"Aren't you the old guy in purchasing whose decades of slavish devotion inspired us to replace you with a small army of sycophants?"
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"How can you just sit there like that, knowing social networks might wither and die without you?"
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