Diagnose Cartoons

Diagnose Cartoons

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Diagnose cartoon

"This patient has a rare form of medical insurance."

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"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

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"I'm afraid you're retaining lawyers."

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"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

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"The machine's done something really weird to Mr. Hendrickson."

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"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."

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"Good news. The test results show it's a metaphor."

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"Please, honey, I'm with a patient, and I've asked you not to call me on this line."

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"Well, now that you have it, you can stop worrying about getting it."

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"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

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"You wear too many clothes."

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"You have achieved Nirvana, Mr. Harper, and a bad case of tennis knee."

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"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

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"I know we agreed to a period of watchful waiting, but this is more watchful than I bargained for."

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"Say 'eh.'"

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"You aren't getting enough clothing."

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"I've written my diagnosis on this piece of paper. I'm going to slide it over to you, and I want you to tell me if you're interested."

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"O.K., let's just have a look-see at this pre-mortem."

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"Anyhoo, it's malignant."

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"There's your problem."

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"I'm sorry--I'm a left-foot podiatrist."

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"Rub this on everything."

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"Now that you've taken all the drugs that start with 'A' I'd like to start you on the 'Bs'."

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"Everybody back! This man's swallowed his nose! Don't panic, I'm a sheet metal worker! Someone bring me a pail of water and a catcher's mitt!"

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"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

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