Diagnose Cartoons

"This patient has a rare form of medical insurance."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC27995
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1879x2088 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
health insurance, insurance, insurances, health plan, health plans, healthcare plan, healthcare plans, health-care, healthcare coverage, health-care cover, health-care coverage, health care cover, healthcare cover, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, diagnosis, diagnose, medicaid, hospital, hospitals, hospital bed, priority, priorities

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC39974
High Res:
1997x1567 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
medicine, medication, medical, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, consultation, consult, diagnosis, diagnose, cure, no cure, illness, ill, sick, sickness, death, disease, health, doctor's appointment, examination, incurable

"I'm afraid you're retaining lawyers."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC124660
High Res:
3484x3798 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
lawyer, lawyers, retain, retains, retaining, retaining water, retaining waters, legal team, legal teams, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnosing, doctor's office, appointment, appointments, hospital bed, hospital beds, hospital, hospitals

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC43773
High Res:
2002x1477 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
egypt, egyptian, egyptians, mummy, mummies, pharaoh, pharaohs, outbreak, outbreaks, west nile, west nile virus, virus, viruses, disease, diseases, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, flu, influenza, cold, colds, common cold, common colds, telltale sign, telltale signs, sign, signs, diagnosis, diagnoses, diagnose, mosquito, mosquitoes, mosquito bite, mosquito bites, doctor, doctors

"The machine's done something really weird to Mr. Hendrickson."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC119256
High Res:
2000x1847 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
technology, technologies, mri, magnetron, scan, scanning, medical, doctor, doctors, nurse, nurses, roast, roasted, malfunction, cat, cat-scan, ct scan, ct-scan, cat scan, messed up, machine, machines, diagnose, diagnosis, cooked chicken, chicken, chickens, mistake, mistakes

"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC121778
High Res:
3500x2896 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
doctor, doctors, medicine, medical, consultation, consult, examination, appointment, diagnose, diagnosis, ill, illness, disease, sick, sickness, patient, patients, fake, false, made-up, health, made up, made up, make-believe, jerk, nasty, bad news, bearer of bad news, bearers of bad news

"Good news. The test results show it's a metaphor."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC41818
High Res:
1889x1476 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
test, tests, test result, test results, stabbed in the back, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions, saying, sayings, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, literal, literally, backstabber, backstabbers, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnosing, physician, physicians, doctor, doctors, stab, stabbed, stabbing, stabbings, medical, medical diagnosis, good news

"Please, honey, I'm with a patient, and I've asked you not to call me on this line."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC37038
High Res:
1800x2164 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
stethoscope, stethoscopes, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, work, working, family, families, partner, partners, phone call, phone calls, call, calls, this line, line, lines, impossible, absurd, works, medical, medicine, medicines, phonecall, phonecalls, calling at work, emergency, treating, diagnose, diagnosing, equipment

"Well, now that you have it, you can stop worrying about getting it."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC120752
High Res:
2000x1713 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
doctor, doctors, consolation, unhelpful, medicine, medical, diagnose, diagnosis, worry, worries, patient, patients, worrying, contract, contracted, worried, not helpful, counterproductive, unprofessional, bad, bad medicine, worries, fear, fearful, fears, doctors office, prognosis, treatment, treatments

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC87688
High Res:
2310x2185 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mechanic, mechanics, repair, repairing, workshop, workshops, work shop, work shops, engineer, engineers, diagnose, diagnosis, problem, problems, broken, broke, car, cars, motor, motors, motorcars, motorcar, engine, engines, carburetor, understatement, obvious, clear, expert, technician, technicians, repairman, repairmen, clearly, obviously, jargon, garage, garages

"You wear too many clothes."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC32154
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2185x2221 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
clothes, clothing, doctor, doctors, examination, examines, medical, medicine, medic, medics, diagnose, diagnosis, wear, wearing, fashion, fashions, pile, piles, clothing pile, overdressed, diagnoses, examinations, doctor's office, doctors' office, undress, undressed, patient, patients

"You have achieved Nirvana, Mr. Harper, and a bad case of tennis knee."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC28849
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1822x1899 pixels (unwatermarked)
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nirvana, achieve nirvana, achieving nirvana, buddhist, buddhists, buddhism, diagnose, diagnosing, diagnoses, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, enlightenment, enlightened, enlightening, religious, philosophy, philosophies, philosopher, philosophers, tennis elbow, tennis injury, tennis injuries, ailment, ailments, minor ailment, minor ailments

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC28797
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2144x1661 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cantankerous, doctor, doctors, old age, grow old, growing old, crotchety, old man, old men, grump, grumps, grumpy, grumpiness, surly, temper, tantrum, tantrums, pain in the ass, pain in the butt, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnosing, appointment, appointments, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, old age pensioner, pensioner, pensioners

"I know we agreed to a period of watchful waiting, but this is more watchful than I bargained for."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC137755
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4640x3434 pixels (unwatermarked)
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doctors, patients, watch, watching, waiting, watchful waiting, observation, observe, observes, observing, spy, spies, spying, intrusion, intrusions, intrusive, prognosis, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, ill, illness, illnesses, disease, diseases, diseased, mankoff

"Say 'eh.'"

Artist:
Schwartz, Benjamin
Search ID:
CC140437
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3053x3043 pixels (unwatermarked)
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eh, canada, canadian, accent, accents, mounted police, royal canadian mounted police, canadian trooper, canadian troopers, doctor, doctors, medicine, medical, throat, throats, inspection, inspections, throat inspection, diagnose, diagnosis, examine, examination, ceremonial guard

"You aren't getting enough clothing."

Artist:
Lewis, Eric
Search ID:
CC138180
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4642x3416 pixels (unwatermarked)
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doctor, doctors, doctors surgery, diagnose, diagnosis, diagnoses, clothes, clothing, under dressed, under-dressed, prescribe, prescribes, prescription, patient, patients, medicine, medical, unusual, obvious, obviously, non medical, disease, diseases, diseased, treatment, treatments, socially conservative, conservative, diagnostic, diagnostics

"I've written my diagnosis on this piece of paper. I'm going to slide it over to you, and I want you to tell me if you're interested."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC143801
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2850x2360 pixels (unwatermarked)
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doctor, doctors, health, healthy, diagnose, diagnosis, symptom, symptoms, get well soon, get well, sales, sales pitch, unorthodox methods, hospital, hospitals, surgery, surgeon, consultant, consultation, handwriting, doctor's handwriting, physician, check-up, appointment, hypochondria, hypochondriac, hypochondriasis

"O.K., let's just have a look-see at this pre-mortem."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC134974
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4608x3644 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hospital, doctor, patient, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, postmortem, post-mortem, patients, cavalier, problem, problems, problem to be solved, problems to be solved, non-entity, non-entities, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, physician, physicians, die, dies, dying, terminal, terminal illness, terminal illnesses, bad news, mankoff

"Anyhoo, it's malignant."

Artist:
Suits, Julia
Search ID:
CC124007
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3263x2594 pixels (unwatermarked)
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malignant, malignancy, cancer, cancer diagnosis, cancer diagnoses, oncologist, oncologists, oncology, bedside manner, sensitive, sensitivity, insensitive, insensitivity, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, rude, rudeness, impolite, thoughtless, anyhoo, casual, overly casual, exam, exams, examination, examinsation, patient, patients, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing

"There's your problem."

Artist:
Katz, Farley
Search ID:
CC124878
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3006x3013 pixels (unwatermarked)
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problem, problems, shark, sharks, shark bite, shark bites, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, appointment, appointments, obvious, obvious problem, obvious problems, pain, pains, painful, diagnose, diagnosing, diagnosis, ache, aches, aching, bite, bites, chomp, chomps, chomping, problem, problems, issue, issues, general practitioner, general practitioners, family doctor, family doctors

"I'm sorry--I'm a left-foot podiatrist."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC67745
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2000x1653 pixels (unwatermarked)
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podiatrist, podiatrists, podiatry, specialist, specialists, special, specials, expert, expertise, experts, area of expertise, physician, physicians, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, doctor visit, doctor visits, doctor office, hospital, hospitals, health-care, healthcare, health care, diagnose, diagnosis, patient, patients

"Rub this on everything."

Artist:
Hafeez, Kaamran
Search ID:
BA500420
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1500x1163 pixels (unwatermarked)
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pharmacist, pharmacists, chemist, chemists, prescription, prescriptions, drug store, drug stores, drug, drugs, cream, creams, over the counter, pharmacy, pharmacies, customer, customers, customer service, rash, rashes, allergic reactions, allergic reaction, doctor, doctors, diagnose, diagnosis, medication, medications, med, meds, medicine, medicines

"Now that you've taken all the drugs that start with 'A' I'd like to start you on the 'Bs'."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
BA500006
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4183x3324 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
medical, medicine, medication, medical professional, medical professionals, doctor, doctors, prescription, prescriptions, prescription drugs, prescribing, ill, illness, sick, sickness, diagnosis, diagnose, nonsense, insincere, sceptical, skeptical, self medicating, over-the-counter drugs

"Everybody back! This man's swallowed his nose! Don't panic, I'm a sheet metal worker! Someone bring me a pail of water and a catcher's mitt!"

Artist:
Caldwell, John
Search ID:
NL700163
High Res:
1956x1961 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
emergency, emergencies, medical emergency, medical emergencies, diagnose, diagnosis, diagnoses, sheet metal worker, sheet metal workers, absurd, absurdity, absurdities, prescription, prescriptions, prescribe, prescribes, prescribing, pail of water, pails of water

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400335
High Res:
2425x3621 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, diagnosis, diagnoses, problem, problems, bite, bites, biting, doctor, doctors, family doctor, family doctors, ailment, ailments, ill, illness, illnesses, sick, sickness, sicknesses, problem, problems, health problem, health problems, monkey on your back, monkeys on your back, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, worry, worries, worrying, stress, stress management