Diagnoses Cartoons

Diagnoses Cartoons

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"The ringing in your ears-I think I can help."

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"We think it has something to do with your genome."

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"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

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"Your skin is enlarged."

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"You have a condition whose name is very hard to remember."

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"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

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"This will buy you four months.

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"Well, your nose feels cold."

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"It's Lyme disease again."

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"Please, Doc - nothing too aggressive. I'm kind of attached to my symptoms."

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"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

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"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."

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"You wear too many clothes."

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"Sounds like a heart attack. Tell him to take two aspirin and call my office in the morning."

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"You have achieved Nirvana, Mr. Harper, and a bad case of tennis knee."

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"It's a medical miracle that you made it through that last medical miracle."

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"I'm afraid Mr. Bickles has some bad news."

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"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."

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"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

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"You're a lucky man - a little bit to the left and you'd be a goner."

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"I know we agreed to a period of watchful waiting, but this is more watchful than I bargained for."

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"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

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The Jerck Manual

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"You aren't getting enough clothing."

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"It's either conjunctivitis or twin pools of desire."

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