Diagnosis Cartoons

Diagnosis Cartoons

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Diagnosis cartoon

"The ringing in your ears-I think I can help."

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"This patient has a rare form of medical insurance."

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"We think it has something to do with your genome."

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"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

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"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

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"Your skin is enlarged."

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"You have a condition whose name is very hard to remember."

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"I'm afraid you're retaining lawyers."

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"It is thornlike in appearance, but I need to order a battery of tests."

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"You have irritable-spouse syndrome."

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"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

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"This will buy you four months.

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"The machine's done something really weird to Mr. Hendrickson."

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"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."

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"Well, your nose feels cold."

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"Good news. The test results show it's a metaphor."

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"It's a very rare disease - it doesn't have a cure. It doesn't even have a spokesperson."

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"It's Lyme disease again."

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"Please, Doc - nothing too aggressive. I'm kind of attached to my symptoms."

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"Arm fish-insurance won't cover that."

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"Arm fish-insurance won't cover that."

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"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

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"You're clinically boring."

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"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."

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"Well, now that you have it, you can stop worrying about getting it."

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