"We don't need NATO. We need Tito."
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"The United States wants you to become a democracy."
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"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."
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"Why can't you be more like Hutchinson? You don't hear him complaining."
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"Freedom and crime go hand in hand, Your Honor. Look at Russia."
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"The latest poll shows your approval rating holding steady at a hundred per cent."
"Go find out why a peasant is giggling at midday."
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"As my buddy Vladimir says, you can't spell 'Commander-in-Chief' without 'comrade.'"
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"This gives my confidence a real boost."
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"Aaah . . . The smell of fresh-mown employees."
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"Sorry, Chief, but Bianca Jagger is here to check on human-rights abuses."
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Trump 2020: Four more years (or eternal dominion)!
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Maybe Saddam doesn't have an email address.
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"You denounce the scourge of American imperialism, reject the authority of the U.N. and the World Bank, and then a little joke."
"We see strong evidence that North Korea has developed atomic hot wings."
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"The Year of the Rooster has gotten off to an auspicious start."
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"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."
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"I can't say I like the looks of that bunch."
"This is what you get for trying to be a wit."
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"He was once funny ha-ha, but now he's just funny terrifying."
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"You're probably wondering why we asked you here today."
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"Is there anyone else in bookkeeping who would like one last picture with Mr. Pinkston?"
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"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."
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"It's from the boss. We're to commit mass suicide."