Die Cartoons

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC125208
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5550x3034 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dog, dogs, heaven, afterlife, afterlives, animal, human, humans, responsibility, responsibilities, screw-up, screw-ups, screwing up, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, responsibility, responsibilities, irresponsible, die, dies, dying, death, deaths, pet, pets

A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC24179
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1317x1277 pixels (unwatermarked)
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age, obit, obits, obituary, obituaries, dead, dying, die, dies, mortality, mortal, mortals, long life, long lives, short life, short lives, compare, compares, feel your age, feeling your age, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, comparison, comparisons, insecure, insecurity, insecurities

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC29845
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2306x2026 pixels (unwatermarked)
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fishbowl, fishbowls, fish bowl, fish bowls, backstroke, backstrokes, dead, death, die, dies, pet, pets, fish, goldfish, gold fish, scare, scares, scaring, frighten, frightens, frightening, startle, startles, startling, prank, pranks, pranking, nerves, anxious, anxiousness

"Relax, honey - change is good."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC25145
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2929x2949 pixels (unwatermarked)
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death, grim reaper, black humor, language, clichés, dark humor, dark humour, die, dies, dying, transition, transitions, change, changes, changing, positive change, positive changes, afterlife, afterlives, good change, good changes, married couple, married couples, old married couple, old married couples, mankoff

"Take some identification with you in case you die."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC122414
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3500x2852 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, gallows humour, gallows humor, dead, deadpan, cycling, cycle, bicycle, bike, biking, bicycles, cyclist, cyclists, cyclist humor, cyclist humour, id, identification, identity, id card, proof of identity, old age, old, age, elderly, exercise, exercising, middle age, middle aged, middle ages, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, death, dead, died, dying, die, marriage, married, married life

"Hey, Gramps, is 'deathbed' one word or two?"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC39048
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2133x2145 pixels (unwatermarked)
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grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, deathbed, deathbeds, insensitive, death bed, death beds, spell check, spellcheck, dying, die, dies, dead, hospital, hospitals, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, carefree, rude, rudeness, tasteless, uncouth, question, questions, cancer, cancers

"He was just a year away from retirement."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC29711
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2674x2042 pixels (unwatermarked)
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retire, retires, retirement, retiring, dragon, dragons, murphy's law, die, dies, dying, close to retirement, nearing retirement, unfortunate, worst case scenario, worst case scenarios, career, careers, killed, eaten, predator, predators, prey

"He's dead. Would you like his voice mail?"

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC41752
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2863x2100 pixels (unwatermarked)
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voice mail, message, messages, secretary, secretaries, die, dies, dying, dead, call back, calling back, wrong number, wrong numbers, deceased, passed on, passed away, appointment, appointments

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC123693
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3633x2690 pixels (unwatermarked)
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baby boomer, baby boomers, cannonball, cannonballs, daredevil, daredevils, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, die, dies, dying, cause of death, causes of death, bathtub, bathtubs, tub, tubs, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental death, accidental deaths, age, ages, aging, ageing, ageing gracefully, aging gracefully, grow old, grows old, growing old, elder, elders, senior citizen, senior citizens, irresponsible, irresponsibility, fall, falls, slip and fall, slipping and falling

"Shows you how much I know."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC42862
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2886x2340 pixels (unwatermarked)
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expert, experts, expertise, area of expertise, areas of expertise, die, dies, dying, patient, patients, malpractice, medical malpractice, malpractice suit, malpractice suits, lawsuit, lawsuits, wrongful death, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, med student, med students, medical student, medical students, idiot, idiots, incompetent, incompetence, self-effacing, accident, accidents, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, surgeon, surgeons

"They suspect foul play."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC42346
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3100x2438 pixels (unwatermarked)
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foul play, murder, murders, crime, crimes, coffin, coffins, obvious, smother, smothered, strangle, asphyxiate, strangled, strangles, smothers, pillow, pillows, funeral, funerals, funeral parlor, mourning, mourners, mourner, suspect, crime, crimes, criminal, death, deaths, die, died, dying, suspicious death, suspicious deaths

"The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts Have Come To Naught."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC31178
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1901x1652 pixels (unwatermarked)
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effort, efforts, death, deaths, die, dies, deadly, escape, vaudeville, song-and-dance, grim reapers, grim-reapers, grim reaper, grim-reaper, audience, audiences, dying, dies, cheating death, cheats death, performance, performed, barbershop music, barbershop, disappointed, disappointed, fail, failed, effort, efforts

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC37441
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3211x2671 pixels (unwatermarked)
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old age, live forever, porches, age, aging, leisure, relaxation, rural, bitter, bitterness, afterlife, afterlives, immortal, immortality, immortal soul, die, dies, dying, grow old, grows old, growing old, elder, elderly, mortality, mortal, mortals, long life, long lives, fear of death, mankoff

"You call this 'death with dignity'?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC33246
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2032x1788 pixels (unwatermarked)
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death, grim reaper, fashion, hawaiian shirt, hawaiian shirts, floral print, floral prints, flower print, flower prints, tacky, tacky outfit, tacky outfits, dignity, lack of dignity, undignified, end of life, die, dies, dying, death with dignity, assisted suicide, assisted suicides, mankoff

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved best - flippin' the bird at some eighteen-wheeler on I-95."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC25175
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3393x2769 pixels (unwatermarked)
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relationships, marriage, death, psychology, anger, autos, driving, men, macho, masculine, masculinity, toxic masculinity, die, dies, dying, flip off, flips off, flipping off, flip the bird, flips the bird, flipping the bird, eighteen wheeler, eighteen wheelers, bad idea, bad ideas, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, road rage, mankoff

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC143791
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3088x2599 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cemetery, cemeteries, plant, plants, planted, planting, mistake, mistakes, mistook, mistakes, death, deaths, fail, failed, gardener, gardeners, gardening, cactus, cacti, broke, broken, breaking, breaks, horticulture, horticultures, gardening, gardens, die, dies, died, dying

"My, oh, my, what a co-inky dinky."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC28177
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3317x2504 pixels (unwatermarked)
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death, grim reaper, books, reading, reader, readers, how we die, die, dies, dying, coincidence, coincidences, serendipity, serendipitous, grim reapers, angel of death, death's door, mankoff

Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC141224
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4750x4210 pixels (unwatermarked)
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game, games, skip, skipping, skipping rope, jump rope, jumprope, jump-rope, realise, realised, realisation, realization, realize, realized, depressed, depress, depression, dread, existential, existential dread, retiree, retire, retired, retirement, retiring, loan, loans, student loan, student debt, debt, weight, weight gain, gaining weight, death, dying, dead, die, dies

"You're obviously under consideration for something."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC143994
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3088x3736 pixels (unwatermarked)
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success, succeed, wife, married life, marriage, married, successful, prize, prizes, award, awards, awarded, stairway to heaven, jacob's ladder, jacobs ladder, cloud, clouds, heaven, heavens, god, religious, ascend, ascending, dry, dry humour, dry humor, death, dead, dying, die, died, condolences, condolence, sympathy, sympathies, ascension, ascensions, promotion, promotions, promoted

The Grim Reaper Keeps Fit

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC141354
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3088x2144 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dead, death, died, die, dying, grim reaper, reaper, scythe, grave, graves, horror, treadmill, tread mill, exercise, exercises, health, healthy, medical, fitness, fit, fitness class, gym, gyms, gym rat, physical, physical health, wellbeing, well-being, well being, run, running, cardio, cardios, weight, weight loss

"Personally, I'd rather be incinerated than composted."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC31784
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3051x2302 pixels (unwatermarked)
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death, nature, incinerate, incinerated, incinerates, compost, composted, composting, fall, fall weather, autumn, autumn weather, die, dies, dying, leaf, leaves, mankoff

"O.K., let's just have a look-see at this pre-mortem."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC134974
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4608x3644 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hospital, doctor, patient, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, postmortem, post-mortem, patients, cavalier, problem, problems, problem to be solved, problems to be solved, non-entity, non-entities, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, physician, physicians, die, dies, dying, terminal, terminal illness, terminal illnesses, bad news, mankoff

The Last Powerpoint

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC137001
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2966x3500 pixels (unwatermarked)
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ppt, pptx, powerpoint, powerpoints, presentation, presentations, present, presented, death, dead, dying, die, dies, died doing what he loved, grim, grimme, grim reaper, reaper, dark reaper, last, final, finality, final moments, last moments, dying moments, graph, graphs, graphic, office worker, offices, office life, modern, modern life, workaholic, work a holic, work-a-holic

The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC140191
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4750x4444 pixels (unwatermarked)
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death, dead, dying, die, died, dies, age, aged, ageing, aging, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, confused, confusion, confuse, confuses, list, lists, absent minded, absent-minded, absentminded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, elder, elderly, old, older, bucket list, todo, to-do