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"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

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A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.

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"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

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"Relax, honey - change is good."

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"Take some identification with you in case you die."

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"Hey, Gramps, is 'deathbed' one word or two?"

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"I got it this far - don't stop me now."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC121823   High Res: 5000x2169 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: you can't take it with you, take it with you, taking it with you, money, greed, greedy, death, die, dies, dying, rich, riches, wealth, wealthy, elite, elites, expectation, expectations, heavenly gates, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, stingy, miserly, miser, misers

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"He was just a year away from retirement."

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"He's dead. Would you like his voice mail?"

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"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

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"Shows you how much I know."

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"They suspect foul play."

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"The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts Have Come To Naught."

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"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

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"You call this 'death with dignity'?"

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"Well, at least he died doing what he loved best - flippin' the bird at some eighteen-wheeler on I-95."

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The Houseplant Cemetery.

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"My, oh, my, what a co-inky dinky."

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Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults

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"You're obviously under consideration for something."

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The Grim Reaper Keeps Fit

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"Personally, I'd rather be incinerated than composted."

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"O.K., let's just have a look-see at this pre-mortem."

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The Last Powerpoint

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The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List

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