Died Cartoons

"Take some identification with you in case you die."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC122414
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3500x2852 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, gallows humour, gallows humor, dead, deadpan, cycling, cycle, bicycle, bike, biking, bicycles, cyclist, cyclists, cyclist humor, cyclist humour, id, identification, identity, id card, proof of identity, old age, old, age, elderly, exercise, exercising, middle age, middle aged, middle ages, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, death, dead, died, dying, die, marriage, married, married life

"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC121781
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3523x2915 pixels (unwatermarked)
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heaven, hell, afterlife, afterlives, lonely, loneliness, angel, angels, deceased, death, died, virtue, virtues, virtuous, damned, meet people, meeting people, new person, new people, isolation, isolated, sinner, sinners, sin, sins, sinning, christian, christians, christianity, religious

"We find pizza softens the blow of bad news."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC125601
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2902x3154 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bad, bad news, bearer of bad news, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, hospital, hospitals, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, death, dead, black humor, black humour, comfort food, comforting, comfort, food, pizza, pizzas, dark humor, dark humour, gallows humor, gallows humour, death, dead, died, dying, terminal, terminal illness, medical, medicine

"That's the fourth husband she's put in the ground without any concern for what it's doing to the environment."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC119300
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2000x1648 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
death, dead, died, dying, funeral, funerals, mourn, mourning, condolence, condolences, marriage, married, divorce, divorces, serial divorce, divorcee, widow, widower, widowed, gold digger, gold-digger, gold diggers, environment, environmental, catty, sarcasm, sarcastic, sass, sassing

"Mind if I turn my hearing aid down?"

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC43412
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1350x1826 pixels (unwatermarked)
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firing, firing squad, gun, guns, death, deaths, dead, dying, died, kill, killed, firing line, execute, execution, executions, war, wars, military, militarise, militarism, militaristic, militia, militias, executioner, executioners, wall, capital, capital punishment, martial law, martial, violence, violence, late, lateness, tardy, tardiness, punctual, punctuality, dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, gallows humour, gallows humor, dead, deadpan, hearing, hearing aid, deaf, deafness

"Someone's misfiled Harrington."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC134338
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2953x3300 pixels (unwatermarked)
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filing, filed, files, filing cabinet, filing system, misfile, misfiled, offices, office politics, dead, deceased, died, body, bodies, corpse, morgue, morgues, mortuary, mortuaries, post mortem, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafioso, mafiosos, big boss, administrative, admin, administration, administrative work

"I've forgotten what I want to be remembered for."

Artist:
Downes, Nick
Search ID:
CC43836
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3955x3930 pixels (unwatermarked)
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forgot, forgotten, memory, memories, remember, remembered, dying, dies, died, shock, worry, worried, bolt, priest, priests, family, families, old age, forgetful, forget, be remembered for, be remembered, legacy, legacies, important, honoured, honor, honour, honored, bedridden

"If I have to ask permission for every bite, dearest, we'll be mating all day."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC23989
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1013x1533 pixels (unwatermarked)
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relationship, relationships, consent, consenting consents, feminism, feminists, feminist, #metoo, metoo, me too, mantis, praying mantis, praying mantises, mantises, mating, mate, mates, consensual, permission, reproduction, insect, insects, animal, animals, decapitate, relationship, relationships, death, dying, died

"No, this isn't a book signing."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC41094
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2121x1856 pixels (unwatermarked)
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heaven, heavenly, st peter, death, deaths, afterlife, after life, after-life, dead, died, incompetent, misunderstanding, misunderstood, pearly gates, pearly, gates, book, books, signing, signings, signed, signs, signature, signatures, religion, religious, christian, christianity, bible, bibles

"I need to wait until the euphoria wears off before I start dating again."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC125236
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4253x3213 pixels (unwatermarked)
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death, date, dating, dates, euphoria, happy, happiness, reaction, reactions, sad, sadness, grief, grieving, relationship, relationships, funeral, funerals, mourn, mourns, mourning, deaths, died, dies, unusual reaction, wait, waiting, waits, waited, widow, widowed, widows, widowing, widower, widowers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married, marriage

"Ever since I died, I don't care as much about the crossword."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC133365
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4565x3367 pixels (unwatermarked)
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heaven, heavens, afterlife, after-life, eternal, heavenly, after lives, after-lives, crossword, crosswords, cryptic crossword, crossword lovers, newspaper, newspaper, puzzle, puzzles, death, died, spirit, spirits, angel, angels, breakfast, dead, care, caring, interest, interesting, life, limited, dying, bored, boring, dull, uninterested, uninteresting

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC35662
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2407x2107 pixels (unwatermarked)
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date, dating, dates, first dates, first date, nature, natural disaster, disaster, disasters, explode, explosion, explosions, doomsday, doomsayer, end times, end of the world, apocalypse, apocalyptic, destruction, world ending, optimism, optimist, polite, politeness, etiquette, least of our worries, least of our problems, problem, problems, cataclysm, cataclysmic, catastrophe, catastrophic, death, dead, dying, died

"You faked your death once before—how do I know you're not faking it now?"

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC37445
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2167x2011 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bible, bibles, biblical, the bible, heaven, heavens gate, heavens gates, heaven's gate, heaven's gates, pearly gates, pearly gate, st peter, peter, saint, saints, saint peter, insurance, insured, life, life insurance, dead, died, death, fake death, fake, fakes, faker, fraud, fraudulent, guilt, guilty, awkward, awkward moment, uh oh, christianity, christian, ethics, ethical, ethic, moral, morals, morally, lie, lies, liar, lying, lawyer, lawyers

"If your guys aren't going to show, let's just call it a day."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC124804
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firing, firing squad, gun, guns, death, deaths, dead, dying, died, kill, killed, firing line, execute, execution, executions, war, wars, military, militarise, militarism, militaristic, militia, militias, executioner, executioners, wall, capital, capital punishment, martial law, martial, violence, violence, late, lateness, tardy, tardiness, punctual, punctuality, dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, gallows humour, gallows humor, dead, deadpan

"They suspect foul play."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC42346
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3100x2438 pixels (unwatermarked)
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foul play, murder, murders, crime, crimes, coffin, coffins, obvious, smother, smothered, strangle, asphyxiate, strangled, strangles, smothers, pillow, pillows, funeral, funerals, funeral parlor, mourning, mourners, mourner, suspect, crime, crimes, criminal, death, deaths, die, died, dying, suspicious death, suspicious deaths

"We've enjoyed our little visit, son, but we'd better leave—I think they're getting ready to fire."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC43096
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firing squad, death, execution, dying, dies, died, execute, post, fires, shoot, shooting, parent, parents, unhelpful, visit, visiting, gun, guns, prison, prisoners, capital punishment, capital punishments, family, families, military, firing squads, court marshal, court marshals, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads

"He looks so relaxed."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC141078
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3004x2723 pixels (unwatermarked)
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funeral, funerals, bath, bathing, coffin, coffins, relax, relaxing, relaxation, spa, spa treatment, treatment, spas, easy, unusual, absurd, death, deaths, dying, died, rest in peace, open casket, casket, caskets, leisure, comfort, comfortable, bubble, bubble bath

"Anyone who isn't specifically named in the will still receives one of these valuable gift bags."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC140822
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5826x3906 pixels (unwatermarked)
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death, deaths, died, dies, dying, will, wills, bequeath, bequeathed, inherit, inherits, inheritance, executor, executors, family, families, gift bag, gift-bags, consolation, consolation prize, disappointed, disappointment, ridiculous

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC143791
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3088x2599 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cemetery, cemeteries, plant, plants, planted, planting, mistake, mistakes, mistook, mistakes, death, deaths, fail, failed, gardener, gardeners, gardening, cactus, cacti, broke, broken, breaking, breaks, horticulture, horticultures, gardening, gardens, die, dies, died, dying

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC134715
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2999x2539 pixels (unwatermarked)
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beach, beaches, coast, coasts, coastal, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, sun, sunshine, sunbathe, sunbathing, marriage, married, couple, couples, sunburn, sunburned, sunburnt, tan, tanned, tans, tanning, ant, ants, insects, insect, bug, bugs, debug, debugging, burn, burning, burned, burnt, mosquito, mosquitos, married life, dead, died, kill, killed, overkill, methods, method

"My dying wish is that you all take off your clothes and get in bed with me."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC32246
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2369x1944 pixels (unwatermarked)
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old, old age, older, elder, elderly, oap, o.a.p., o a p, old coot, coot, death, dying, dead, died, dying wish, wishes, wish, family, families, surprise, surprised, shock, shocked, racy, old man, old men, death bed, terminal, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies

"You're obviously under consideration for something."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC143994
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3088x3736 pixels (unwatermarked)
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success, succeed, wife, married life, marriage, married, successful, prize, prizes, award, awards, awarded, stairway to heaven, jacob's ladder, jacobs ladder, cloud, clouds, heaven, heavens, god, religious, ascend, ascending, dry, dry humour, dry humor, death, dead, dying, die, died, condolences, condolence, sympathy, sympathies, ascension, ascensions, promotion, promotions, promoted

The Grim Reaper Keeps Fit

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC141354
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3088x2144 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dead, death, died, die, dying, grim reaper, reaper, scythe, grave, graves, horror, treadmill, tread mill, exercise, exercises, health, healthy, medical, fitness, fit, fitness class, gym, gyms, gym rat, physical, physical health, wellbeing, well-being, well being, run, running, cardio, cardios, weight, weight loss

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC42806
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2751x2071 pixels (unwatermarked)
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death, deaths, died, afterlife, after life, after-life, heaven, heavenly, crisis, existential crisis, mid-life, mid-life crisis, context, different context, context, contexts, doing with my life, want to be doing with my life, doing with your life, prospects, evaluation, life

"I don't really know how to tell you this, sweetheart, so I'm just going to come right out and say it: Your goldfish ran away."

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC139646
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3034x3325 pixels (unwatermarked)
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parent, parents, father, fathers, dad, dads, fatherhood, parenting, daughter, daughters, child, children, pet, pets, goldfish, fish, death, died, passed away, ran away, escaped, difficult conversation, difficult conversations, talking about death, serious conversation, serious conversations