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Dies Cartoons
Dies cartoon 1 of 116
"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."
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dog, dogs, heaven, afterlife, afterlives, animal, human, humans, responsibility, responsibilities, screw-up, screw-ups, screwing up, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, responsibility, responsibilities, irresponsible, die, dies, dying, death, deaths, pet, petsDies cartoon 2 of 116
Prizes Include: A New Car, A Maui Vacation And The Grim Reaper
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game, games, game show, gameshows, gameshow, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, grim, grim reaper, reaper, reapers, tv, t v, tv show, television, live tv, audience, studio, studio audience, prize, prizes, vacation, vacations, random, randomness, chance, chances, probability, probabilities, car, cars, door number, choose, choice, choices, fate, fated, doom, doomedDies cartoon 3 of 116
"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
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ghost, ghosts, summer movie, summer movies, summer blockbuster, summer blockbusters, spirit, spirits, ghost story, ghost stories, die, dies, dying, death, lose, loses, losing, sore loser, sore losers, loser, losers, join, joins, if you can't be 'em join 'em, expression, expressions, saying, sayingsDies cartoon 4 of 116
A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.
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age, obit, obits, obituary, obituaries, dead, dying, die, dies, mortality, mortal, mortals, long life, long lives, short life, short lives, compare, compares, feel your age, feeling your age, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, comparison, comparisons, insecure, insecurity, insecuritiesDies cartoon 5 of 116
"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."
Dies cartoon 6 of 116
"Beuford was too old for a sexual frenzy."
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frenzy, frenzied, die, dies, dying, funeral, funerals, wake, wakes, die too young, dying too young, dead too young, fantasy, lament, laments, lamenting, mourn, mourns, mourning, mourner, mourners, too old, die too old, dying too old, elderly, elder, elders, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizensDies cartoon 7 of 116
"Relax, honey - change is good."
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death, grim reaper, black humor, language, clichés, dark humor, dark humour, die, dies, dying, transition, transitions, change, changes, changing, positive change, positive changes, afterlife, afterlives, good change, good changes, married couple, married couples, old married couple, old married couples, mankoffDies cartoon 8 of 116
"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."
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death, died, die, dies, dying, funeral, funerals, funerary, funeral procession, wake, the wake, holding a wake, open casket, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, comment, commenting, everyone's a critic, comb over, combover, comb-over, hair, haircut, haircare, bald, balding, male pattern baldness, male patterned baldness, fashion, fashions, gossup, gossiping, gossipy, fashionable, black humor, dark humor, dark humour, black humourDies cartoon 9 of 116
"I always lived vicariously. Why can't I die vicariously?"
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living vicariously, lived vicariously, vicarious living, deathbed, deathbeds, death bed, death beds, surrogate, surrogates, surrogacy, deaths, dying, died, die, dies, life choice, life choices, fear of death, thanatophobia, phobia, phobias, avoidance technique, avoidance techniques, avoidance tactic, avoidance tacticsDies cartoon 10 of 116
A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.
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parking meter, parking meters, expire, expires, expiring, expiration, die, dies, dying, death, deaths, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, soul, souls, ascend, ascends, ascending, ascension, 21 grams, 21 grams theory, angel, angels, afterlife, afterlives, soul escaping, soul death, expired meter, expired meters, parking ticket, parking ticketsDies cartoon 11 of 116
"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, unexpected, guest, guests, doctor, doctors, knife, knives, jewish, jewish people, party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, bah mitzvah, knives, sharp, cut, cutting, circumcision, shpasik, jtoonsDies cartoon 12 of 116
"He's in a better place now-no offense to Buffalo."
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buffalo, new york, better place, console, consoles, consoling, funeral, funerals, funeral speech, funeral speeches, in a better place, insult, insults, insulting, eulogy, eulogies, eulogize, eulogizing, eulogise, eulogising, death, die, dies, dyingDies cartoon 13 of 116
"Not so fast. I got life PLUS seventy-five years."
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death, dead, dying, die, died, dies, grim, grim reaper, reaper, reaping, reap, reaps, grimme, scythe, scythes, hooded, hood, black, black robes, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, prison, prisons, jail, jails, sentence, sentencing, sentences, negotiate, negotiation, con, conning, conned, cons, bargain, bargains, criminal, criminals, prisoner, prisoners, life imprisonment, life sentence, lifeDies cartoon 14 of 116
"The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts Have Come To Naught."
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effort, efforts, death, deaths, die, dies, deadly, escape, vaudeville, song-and-dance, grim reapers, grim-reapers, grim reaper, grim-reaper, audience, audiences, dying, dies, cheating death, cheats death, performance, performed, barbershop music, barbershop, disappointed, disappointed, fail, failed, effort, effortsDies cartoon 15 of 116
"Hey, Gramps, is 'deathbed' one word or two?"
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grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, deathbed, deathbeds, insensitive, death bed, death beds, spell check, spellcheck, dying, die, dies, dead, hospital, hospitals, teen, teens, teenager, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, carefree, rude, rudeness, tasteless, uncouth, question, questions, cancer, cancersDies cartoon 16 of 116
"I got it this far - don't stop me now."
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you can't take it with you, take it with you, taking it with you, money, greed, greedy, death, die, dies, dying, rich, riches, wealth, wealthy, elite, elites, expectation, expectations, heavenly gates, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, stingy, miserly, miser, misersDies cartoon 17 of 116
Good News / Bad News
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good news, bad news, bearer of bad news, stranded, strand, maroon, marooned, castaway, deserted, deserter, deserters, desert, desert island, abandon, abandoned, rescue, rescued, death, dead, die, died, dies, dying, murphy's law, murphys law, sod's law, sods law, grim, grim reaper, reaper, doom, doomedDies cartoon 18 of 116
"He was just a year away from retirement."
Dies cartoon 19 of 116
"He's dead. Would you like his voice mail?"
Dies cartoon 20 of 116
"Thank goodness you're here - I can't accomplish anything unless I have a deadline."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, businessman, working from home, work from home, deadline, deadlines, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinators, final, final deadline, under pressure, pressure, office, office drone, working life, work lifeDies cartoon 21 of 116
"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
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baby boomer, baby boomers, cannonball, cannonballs, daredevil, daredevils, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, die, dies, dying, cause of death, causes of death, bathtub, bathtubs, tub, tubs, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental death, accidental deaths, age, ages, aging, ageing, ageing gracefully, aging gracefully, grow old, grows old, growing old, elder, elders, senior citizen, senior citizens, irresponsible, irresponsibility, fall, falls, slip and fall, slipping and fallingDies cartoon 22 of 116
"And don't go auctioning off my stuff."
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death, dying, dies, dead, deathbed, death bed, auction, auctioning, auctions, sell, selling, jackie kennedy onassis, greed, greedy, wealthy, wealth, old age, aging, family, families, relative, relatives, dying wish, dying wishes, last wish, last wishes, final wish, final wishes, ill, terminal, order, instruction, sternDies cartoon 23 of 116
"You were really great out there!"
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duel, duelling, gun, guns, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, dueler, duelist, duelists, victorian, historical, historically, victorians, edwardian, murder, murdered, sport, sports, competitive sports, praise, praised, dead, death, die, died, dying, dies, wife, wives, encouraging, encouragement, levity, play on words, word-play, word playDies cartoon 24 of 116
"Sometimes I give myself the creeps."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, creeps, the creeps, bars, bar fly, heart to heart, honest, open up, opening, opening up, vulnerable, vulnerable, masculinity, alcohol, alcoholic, drink, drink, drinking, drown, sorrows, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern lifeDies cartoon 25 of 116
"I need to wait until the euphoria wears off before I start dating again."
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death, date, dating, dates, euphoria, happy, happiness, reaction, reactions, sad, sadness, grief, grieving, relationship, relationships, funeral, funerals, mourn, mourns, mourning, deaths, died, dies, unusual reaction, wait, waiting, waits, waited, widow, widowed, widows, widowing, widower, widowers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married, marriageMore cartoons with the keyword 'dies'