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"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

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A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.

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"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

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"Relax, honey - change is good."

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"Hey, Gramps, is 'deathbed' one word or two?"

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"I got it this far - don't stop me now."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC121823   High Res: 5000x2169 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: you can't take it with you, take it with you, taking it with you, money, greed, greedy, death, die, dies, dying, rich, riches, wealth, wealthy, elite, elites, expectation, expectations, heavenly gates, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, stingy, miserly, miser, misers

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"He was just a year away from retirement."

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"He's dead. Would you like his voice mail?"

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"And don't go auctioning off my stuff."

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"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

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"Shows you how much I know."

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"I've forgotten what I want to be remembered for."

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"I need to wait until the euphoria wears off before I start dating again."

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"They're very time-sensitive."

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"The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts Have Come To Naught."

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"Oh, well, this is going to be awkward."

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"We've enjoyed our little visit, son, but we'd better leave—I think they're getting ready to fire."

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"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

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"You call this 'death with dignity'?"

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"Well, at least he died doing what he loved best - flippin' the bird at some eighteen-wheeler on I-95."

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"Anyone who isn't specifically named in the will still receives one of these valuable gift bags."

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"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."

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The Houseplant Cemetery.

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"My, oh, my, what a co-inky dinky."

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"I sure hope we can sign up for health care before we die of natural causes."

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