Dies Cartoons

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC125208
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5550x3034 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dog, dogs, heaven, afterlife, afterlives, animal, human, humans, responsibility, responsibilities, screw-up, screw-ups, screwing up, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, responsibility, responsibilities, irresponsible, die, dies, dying, death, deaths, pet, pets

A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC24179
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1317x1277 pixels (unwatermarked)
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age, obit, obits, obituary, obituaries, dead, dying, die, dies, mortality, mortal, mortals, long life, long lives, short life, short lives, compare, compares, feel your age, feeling your age, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, comparison, comparisons, insecure, insecurity, insecurities

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC29845
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2306x2026 pixels (unwatermarked)
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fishbowl, fishbowls, fish bowl, fish bowls, backstroke, backstrokes, dead, death, die, dies, pet, pets, fish, goldfish, gold fish, scare, scares, scaring, frighten, frightens, frightening, startle, startles, startling, prank, pranks, pranking, nerves, anxious, anxiousness

"Relax, honey - change is good."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC25145
High Res:
2929x2949 pixels (unwatermarked)
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death, grim reaper, black humor, language, clichés, dark humor, dark humour, die, dies, dying, transition, transitions, change, changes, changing, positive change, positive changes, afterlife, afterlives, good change, good changes, married couple, married couples, old married couple, old married couples, mankoff

"Hey, Gramps, is 'deathbed' one word or two?"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC39048
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2133x2145 pixels (unwatermarked)
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grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, deathbed, deathbeds, insensitive, death bed, death beds, spell check, spellcheck, dying, die, dies, dead, hospital, hospitals, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, carefree, rude, rudeness, tasteless, uncouth, question, questions, cancer, cancers

"He was just a year away from retirement."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC29711
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2674x2042 pixels (unwatermarked)
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retire, retires, retirement, retiring, dragon, dragons, murphy's law, die, dies, dying, close to retirement, nearing retirement, unfortunate, worst case scenario, worst case scenarios, career, careers, killed, eaten, predator, predators, prey

"He's dead. Would you like his voice mail?"

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC41752
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2863x2100 pixels (unwatermarked)
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voice mail, message, messages, secretary, secretaries, die, dies, dying, dead, call back, calling back, wrong number, wrong numbers, deceased, passed on, passed away, appointment, appointments

"And don't go auctioning off my stuff."

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
Search ID:
CC32789
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2355x1784 pixels (unwatermarked)
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death, dying, dies, dead, deathbed, death bed, auction, auctioning, auctions, sell, selling, jackie kennedy onassis, greed, greedy, wealthy, wealth, old age, aging, family, families, relative, relatives, dying wish, dying wishes, last wish, last wishes, final wish, final wishes, ill, terminal, order, instruction, stern

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC123693
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3633x2690 pixels (unwatermarked)
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baby boomer, baby boomers, cannonball, cannonballs, daredevil, daredevils, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, die, dies, dying, cause of death, causes of death, bathtub, bathtubs, tub, tubs, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental death, accidental deaths, age, ages, aging, ageing, ageing gracefully, aging gracefully, grow old, grows old, growing old, elder, elders, senior citizen, senior citizens, irresponsible, irresponsibility, fall, falls, slip and fall, slipping and falling

"Shows you how much I know."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC42862
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2886x2340 pixels (unwatermarked)
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expert, experts, expertise, area of expertise, areas of expertise, die, dies, dying, patient, patients, malpractice, medical malpractice, malpractice suit, malpractice suits, lawsuit, lawsuits, wrongful death, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, med student, med students, medical student, medical students, idiot, idiots, incompetent, incompetence, self-effacing, accident, accidents, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, surgeon, surgeons

"I've forgotten what I want to be remembered for."

Artist:
Downes, Nick
Search ID:
CC43836
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3955x3930 pixels (unwatermarked)
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forgot, forgotten, memory, memories, remember, remembered, dying, dies, died, shock, worry, worried, bolt, priest, priests, family, families, old age, forgetful, forget, be remembered for, be remembered, legacy, legacies, important, honoured, honor, honour, honored, bedridden

"I need to wait until the euphoria wears off before I start dating again."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC125236
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4253x3213 pixels (unwatermarked)
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death, date, dating, dates, euphoria, happy, happiness, reaction, reactions, sad, sadness, grief, grieving, relationship, relationships, funeral, funerals, mourn, mourns, mourning, deaths, died, dies, unusual reaction, wait, waiting, waits, waited, widow, widowed, widows, widowing, widower, widowers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married, marriage

"They're very time-sensitive."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC120052
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2000x2783 pixels (unwatermarked)
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alien, aliens, death, deaths, ufo, u.f.o., grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, dead, dies, dying, age, aging, old age, degenerate, health, healthy, gravestone, gravestones, extra terrestrial, extra-terrestrial, et, e.t., inferior, weak, weaker, space, martian, martians, spaceship, spaceships, space travel

"The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts Have Come To Naught."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC31178
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1901x1652 pixels (unwatermarked)
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effort, efforts, death, deaths, die, dies, deadly, escape, vaudeville, song-and-dance, grim reapers, grim-reapers, grim reaper, grim-reaper, audience, audiences, dying, dies, cheating death, cheats death, performance, performed, barbershop music, barbershop, disappointed, disappointed, fail, failed, effort, efforts

"Oh, well, this is going to be awkward."

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC135103
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3002x3627 pixels (unwatermarked)
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death, deaths, grim reaper, grim-reaper, grim reapers, grim-reapers, lottery, lotteries, unlucky, awkward, awkwardness, millionaire, millionaires, tragic, tragedy, dying, dies, scythe, lucky, win, winning, jackpot, jack-pot, jackpots, jack-pots, money, pass away, typical

"We've enjoyed our little visit, son, but we'd better leave—I think they're getting ready to fire."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC43096
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1901x2621 pixels (unwatermarked)
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firing squad, death, execution, dying, dies, died, execute, post, fires, shoot, shooting, parent, parents, unhelpful, visit, visiting, gun, guns, prison, prisoners, capital punishment, capital punishments, family, families, military, firing squads, court marshal, court marshals, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC37441
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3211x2671 pixels (unwatermarked)
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old age, live forever, porches, age, aging, leisure, relaxation, rural, bitter, bitterness, afterlife, afterlives, immortal, immortality, immortal soul, die, dies, dying, grow old, grows old, growing old, elder, elderly, mortality, mortal, mortals, long life, long lives, fear of death, mankoff

"You call this 'death with dignity'?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC33246
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2032x1788 pixels (unwatermarked)
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death, grim reaper, fashion, hawaiian shirt, hawaiian shirts, floral print, floral prints, flower print, flower prints, tacky, tacky outfit, tacky outfits, dignity, lack of dignity, undignified, end of life, die, dies, dying, death with dignity, assisted suicide, assisted suicides, mankoff

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved best - flippin' the bird at some eighteen-wheeler on I-95."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC25175
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3393x2769 pixels (unwatermarked)
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relationships, marriage, death, psychology, anger, autos, driving, men, macho, masculine, masculinity, toxic masculinity, die, dies, dying, flip off, flips off, flipping off, flip the bird, flips the bird, flipping the bird, eighteen wheeler, eighteen wheelers, bad idea, bad ideas, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, road rage, mankoff

"Anyone who isn't specifically named in the will still receives one of these valuable gift bags."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC140822
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5826x3906 pixels (unwatermarked)
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death, deaths, died, dies, dying, will, wills, bequeath, bequeathed, inherit, inherits, inheritance, executor, executors, family, families, gift bag, gift-bags, consolation, consolation prize, disappointed, disappointment, ridiculous

"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC142485
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3088x3082 pixels (unwatermarked)
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napoleon, napoleonic, france, french, army, armies, armed, military, militaries, cold, flu, colds, flu, sniffle, sniffles, runny nose, sick, ill, illness, death, dying, dies, war, wars, march, marching, start, starting, flu, freezing, snow, snowing, march to moscow, invasion of russia, invading, invades, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, soldier, soldiers, soldiering, medical, disease, history, historical

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC143791
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3088x2599 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cemetery, cemeteries, plant, plants, planted, planting, mistake, mistakes, mistook, mistakes, death, deaths, fail, failed, gardener, gardeners, gardening, cactus, cacti, broke, broken, breaking, breaks, horticulture, horticultures, gardening, gardens, die, dies, died, dying

"My, oh, my, what a co-inky dinky."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC28177
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3317x2504 pixels (unwatermarked)
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death, grim reaper, books, reading, reader, readers, how we die, die, dies, dying, coincidence, coincidences, serendipity, serendipitous, grim reapers, angel of death, death's door, mankoff

"I sure hope we can sign up for health care before we die of natural causes."

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
Search ID:
CC139718
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3088x2315 pixels (unwatermarked)
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healthcare, health, care, health care, health insurance, healthcare plan, healthcare plans, health care plans, health-care, health-care plans, health plans, health plan, death, dying, dies, old, old age, affordable care act, aca, obamacare, obama, website, internet, slow, online, crash, obamacare website crash, wait, waiting, medicare, medicaid, digital, technology, technologies, computer, computers