"Eat lots of carrots."
It's A Breeze
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"I can't emphasize enough the importance of a good breakfast."
Gentrification of the Fridge.
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Popeye Switches to Kale.
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"Mom, this food tastes like puke. We want Mickey D's."
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"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
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Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...
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"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."
An apple a day.
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"Where do you get your protein?"
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"I'm putting you on a whatever-you-like-to-eat-don't diet."
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"Remember when we used to have to fatten the kids up first?"
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"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"
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"I've only been gluten-free for a week, but I'm already really annoying."
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"This is the latest craze - eat anything you want, anytime you want. It's called the San Andreas Plan."
"Actually, kale is toxic."
"I'm warning you - peas and carrots are gateway vegetables."
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