"What you need to watch is the snacking between frenzies."
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"I'm afraid the chocolate cake puts you over the calorie cap."
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"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."
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"Lookin' good, Frosty!"
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"Tonight—just for a change—let's see if we can get through dinner without eating anything at all."
"It's not just compared to the table, damn it. This is a small portion."
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"I'm retaining doughnuts."
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"It has a cream base because we hate you."
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"Whew! At last, I can eat!"
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"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."
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"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."
"And, on the lowest end of the caloric spectrum, we offer a leather chew toy."
"I want something that will make me smell thinner."
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The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute
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"I can still fit into my high-school kayak."
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"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."
Our Spies In France: What They Found Out
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"I shouldn't, but I'm going to have the garbage."
The four major food groups.
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"I ate all the wrong things today."
"I've lost two whole millimetres since Tuesday."
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"Whatever doesn't kill me makes me gain weight."
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"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."
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"Oh, love handles! We haven't had those in a while."
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It's A Breeze
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