"Eat lots of carrots."
First Visit From The Acme Cholesterol-Removal Service
"Oh, it's the best thing since small-batch, artisanal, unsliced bread."
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It's A Breeze
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"I want a doctor I can relate to, someone who's at least fifteen pounds over his ideal weight."
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"I can't emphasize enough the importance of a good breakfast."
"I, too, used to drink the amber-colored fluids, gentlemen, but now, owing to health considerations, I drink only the crystal-clear fluids."
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"That's my little brother. He's all messed up on Skittles and Mountain Dew."
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"Mom, this food tastes like puke. We want Mickey D's."
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"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"
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"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
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Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...
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The Walrus and the Spoilsport
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An apple a day.
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"Where do you get your protein?"
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"I told him to lay off the high-fibre diet."
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REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.
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"I'm putting you on a whatever-you-like-to-eat-don't diet."
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"Remember when we used to have to fatten the kids up first?"
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"Your next fattened kid could be your last."
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I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.
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"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"
"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"
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"I like a diet rich in surfers."
"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."
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