"Can the chef prepare it in some way no one has ever prepared anything before?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, customer, customers, customer request, customer requests, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, difficult customer, difficult customers, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, culinary, kitchen, kitchens, impossible, request, requests
"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."
Tags:passenger, passengers, airline, airlines, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, flight, flights, rebel, rebels, rebelling, air hostess, air hostesses, air steward, air stewardess, air stewardess, cabin crew, cabin crews, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers
"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."
"I want an aisle seat in no smoking, lots of fresh air, proper maintenance, no cracks in the fuselage - and none of your frigging bug spray!"
Tags:airport, airports, air travel, air travels, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers, fussy customer, fussy customers, flight, flights, customer satisfaction, customer experience, customer experience, aisle seat, aisle seats, non-smoking, bug spray, big sprays, grump, grumpy, old lady, old ladies, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, old age, old-age
"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."
Tags:travel agent, travel agents, travel agency, travel agencies, flight, flights, flight time, flight times, paris, london, rome, vacation, vacations, vacationing, plan, plans, plans, dream vacation, dream vacation, middle age, middle aged, tourist, tourists, tourism, impatient, impatience, patience, greedy, greedy, entitled, entitlement, customer, customers, nightmare customer, nightmare customers, difficult customer, difficult customers, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, travel time, travel times
"First, though, we'll be boarding all our bald business travellers who've been asking a ton of interesting questions for the past forty-five minutes."
Tags:business travel, business travels, business traveller, business travellers, boarding process, boarding processes, boarding pass, boarding passes, airport, airports, air travel, airline, air lines, irritating customer, difficult customer, difficult customers, irritating customers, traveller, travellers, bald, baldness, bald head, bald heads, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes
"They keep asking for more ice for their drinks."
"These have all been eliminated. She's down to the semifinals."
Tags:perfume, perfumes, shopping, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, perfume counter, perfume counters, beautician, beauticians, competition, competitions, contest, contests, semifinals, semi-finals, elimination, process of elimination, decision making, difficult decision, difficult decisions, difficult customer, difficult customers
"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"
"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."
Tags:ducks in a row, organized, organised, disorganized, disorganised, chaos, chaotic, organizational skill, organisational skills, haphazard, duck, ducks, pet, pets, idiom, idioms, idiomatic expression, idiomatic expressions, restaurant etiquette, difficult customer, difficult customers, waiter, waiters, server, servers
"Hello yes, I placed an order on seamless and it's been nearly an hour."
Tags:online shopping, internet shopping, online retailer, online retailers, internet retailer, internet retailers, flood, floods, natural disaster, natural disasters, flooding, extreme weather, delivery speed, delivery speeds, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers, customer service, customer services
"If this were the Planet of the Apes you'd get me another drink."
Tags:bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail bar, drunk, drunken, drunks, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drinker, booze, boozer, cocktail, cocktails, problem drinker, problem drinkers, ape, apes, bartender, bartenders, barkeep, barkeepers, servers, serve, serving, customer, customers, demanding customer, demanding customers, difficult customer, difficult customers, film, films, film references, movies, movie reference, customer service
"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."
Tags:big family, big families, family life, family-life, record, records, breakfast, breakfasts, diner, diners, eating out, english breakfast, english breakfasts, breakfast, breakfasts, waitress, waitresses, record breaker, record breakers, record breaking, family meal, family meals, booth, booths, difficult customer, difficult customers
"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"
Tags:businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, corporate environment, corporate cultures, boardroom, boardrooms, board, boards, exec, execs, executive, executives, table, tables, furniture shopping, furniture store, furniture shops, democracy, democracies, executive decision, decision maker, decision makers, decision making, process, difficult customer, difficult customers, office furniture, interior design, design by committee
"You still working on charging that phone?"
Tags:turn tables, turning tables, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, diner, diners, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waiting staff, front of house, loiter, loiters, loitering, loiterer, loiterers, linger, lingers, lingering, inconvenient, inconvenience, restaurants, eat out, eats out, eating out, bill, check, checks, check please, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, customer, customers, nightmare, nightmares, difficult customer, difficult customers, smartphone, smartphones, charging station, charging stations
"Don't tell him anything."
Tags:waiter, waiters, paranoid, paranoia, suspicious, suspicion, dining, dinner, diner, fine dining, dinner, food, foodie, restaurant, restaurant, hostage, hostages, interrogation, interrogations, interrogate, interrogates, interrogated, questioning, questioned, my lips are sealed, lips are sealed, couple, couples, date night, dating, service industry, difficult, difficult customer, difficult customers, customers, customer, customer service
"Can't you do anything about this sunlight?"
"No, you're not in a box. You're in an exit row. And I need you to acknowledge that verbally."
Tags:mime, mimes, mime artist, mime artists, mime performer, mime performers, street performer, street performers, street performance, emergency exit, emergency exits, exit row, exit rows, cabin crew, cabin crews, flight attendant, flight attendants, flight, flights, difficult passenger, difficult passengers, difficult customer, difficult customers, air hostess, air hostesses
Reasons for Return...
Tags:returns policy, returns policies, return, returns, warranty, warranties, sweater, sweaters, jumper, jumpers, receipt, receipts, online shopping, online shop, online shops, internet shop, internet shops, internet shopping, difficult customer, difficult customers, customer service, customer services
"What's the matter? My money no good around here?"
Tags:money, banknote, banknotes, bank note, bank notes, dollar, dollars, dollar bill, dollar bills, washington, george washington, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, conceit, conceited, royal, royals, royalty, bartender, bartenders, expression, expressions, difficult customer, difficult customers
"I am haunted by the idea that the basic axioms on which the arithmetic is based may invalidate these computations."
Tags:the bill, paying the bill, eating out, dining out, restaurant, customer, customers, bad customer, bad customers, mathematician, mathematicians, contradiction, contradictions, difficult customer, difficult customers, overthink, overthinking, overthinker, overthinkers, over think, over thinker, over thinkers, contest, dispute, disputing, being difficult
"Do you have anything that says 'I love you, but only because you live in a sanctuary city'?"
Tags:perfume, perfumes, fragrance, fragrances, perfume counter, perfume counters, customer, customers, difficult customer, difficult customers, customer service, service, difficult request, difficult requests, request, requests, buying perfume, romance, romantic, gift, gifts, present, presents, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, dating, date, dates, marriage, marriages, immigration, marriage of convenience, marriages of convenience, green card marriage, green card marriages, sanctuary city, sanctuary cities, immigration law, sham marriage, sham marriages, illegal immigration, illegal immigrant, illegals, taking advantage
"Don't give me that. My lawyers assure me there's a loophole in your menu's no-substitution clause big enough to drive a truck through. Now, either I get my creamed spinach instead of those fried onion rings or we'll continue this discussion in court."
Tags:policy, policies, no substitution, no substitutions, store policy, store policies, restaurant policy, restaurant policies, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, legal representative, legal representatives, nightmare customer, nightmare customers, customer, customers, diner, diners, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, onion ring, onion rings, side, sides, meal, meals, set menu, set menus, flexible, inflexible, inflexibility, pushy, obnoxious, difficult customer, difficult customers, tantrum, tantrums, temper
"My bouche was not amused."
"Can you just give it to me for free? My daughter's birthday is tomorrow and she will literally STARVE if we don't have it. You don't even have kids! What could you possibly need the money for? How heartless can you be? My daughter's birthday is ruined now. Either give it to me or sell it to someone else and give me what they paid you!! Oh and YOU drop it off. I live about 700 miles away."
Tags:selling, sell, sells, sales, retail, antique, antiques, difficult customer, difficult customers, nightmare customer, nightmare customers, entitled, entitled customer, entitled customers, internet sales, classifieds, classified ads, unreasonable, that parent, those parents, that mother, those mothers, selling pages, sales pages