One C Battery, Two Double A's.
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modern technology, battery, batteries, energy, energise, energising, energize, energizing, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, cell, cells, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, fitness, unfit, unfitness, tablet, tablets, medication, medications, taking medication, drug, pick me up, pick-me-up, vitamin, vitamins, vitamin supplement, vitamin supplements, gender issues"She's in a conversationally induced coma."
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coma, comas, dates, dating, conversation, boring conversation, boring conversations, pass out, passing out passed out, couple, couples, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, disinterest, disinterested, lose consciousness, losing consciousness, lost consciousness, cafe date, cafe dates, boring, bored boredom, para-medic, paramedic, paramedics, medic, medics, ambulance, ambulance, emergency call, emergency calls, emergency service, emergency services, unnecessary, overuse of emergency services, induced coma, induced comas"You knew I was straight when you married me."
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marriages, couples, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, gay men, gay man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtqa, lgbtqa+, break up, break-up, breaking up, breaking-up, split up, splitting up, split-up, divorce, divorcing, disagree, disagreement, argue, argument, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, excuse, excuses"You came up in therapy today."
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parrot, parrots, pet parrot, pet parrots, imitation, imitating, copying, bad relationship, bad relationships, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, shrink, shrinks, bad news"Oh, filled with hopeless longing. And you?"
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couple, couples, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, unhappy, unhappiness, unhappy people, sad people, unhappy person, unhappy person, longing, filled with longing, phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, phonecall, phonecalls, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, depressed, depressive, depression, gender issues, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, living together, cohabit, cohabitation, land line, landline, land lines, land lines"By 'lighten up' do you mean 'dumb down'?"
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gender issues, gender inequality, concert, concerts, crowd, crowds, party parties, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, ignorant, ignorance, dumb down, dumbing down, dumb it down, lighten up, lightening up, relax, relaxing, chill, chilling, insulted, insulting, insulted, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, mosh pit, mosh pits, drink, drinks, drinking"I woke up in a strange marriage with my clothing off."
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marriages, couple, couples, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, morning, mornings, morning after, the morning after, woke up, wake up, waking up, surprise, surprised, surprises, no cloths, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, satisfied, satisfaction, drink, drinking, drunk, drunks, getting drunkHis and Hers
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his and hers, his and hers towels, towel, towels, bathroom, bathrooms, shared bathroom, shared bathroom, gender issues, gender nequality, sexist, misogyny, misogynous, gift, gifts, trends, modern trends, interior decoration, selfish, selfishness, self-centred, self centred, self centered, self-centered, narcissism, narcissist, narcissistic, difficult relationship, difficult relationship, couple, couples, argue, arguing, argument, arguments"Dead man walking."
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marriages, dead man walking, husband and wife, husbands and wives, live together, living together, bored, boring, zombie, zombies, tired, tiredness, lazy, laziness, relaxing, relaxation, gender issues, co-habit, co-habitation, co habit, co habitation, cohabit, cohabitation, passive aggressive, passive aggression, disagree, disagreement, disapprove, disapproving, domestic, domestic argument, marital dispute, spousal dispute, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, overworking, overworked"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."
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multiple choice, multiple choices, question paper, question papers, test paper, test papers, exam, exams, exam paper, exam papers, big question, big questions, the big questions, relationship question, relationship questions, new relationship, new relationships, emotion, emotions, dealing with emotions, life choices, life choice, difficult relationship, difficult relationships"I don't want my grandchildren growing up in a world where you're their grandfather."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, grandchild, grandkid, grandkids, grandparent, grandparents, grandfather, grandfathers, couple, couples, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, difficult marriages, difficult marriages, protect, protection, protecting, insult, insulting, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments"When you say, 'It's all good' what you really mean is, 'I don't care'."
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couple, couples, relationship, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, disinterest, disinterested, uninterested, argument, arguments, dispute, disputes, disagree, disagreement, disagreements, its all good, it's all good, uncaring, unsympathetic, unemotional, dispassionate, bad boyfriend, bad boyfriends, gender issues"Mommy and Daddy and their friends are pretending they don't have horrible lives now."
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party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, toddler, toddlers, infant, infants, up late, bedtime, bedtimes, past bedtime, pretend, pretending, show-off, show off, showing-off, showing off, couple, couples, marriages, difficult relationship, diffiult relationships, relationships, pretence, guest, guests, house guest, house guests, middle class, middle class life, soccer mom, soccer moms, suburbia, suburban life, divorce, divorcing, divorced"Say something. I forget what you sound like."
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tv, television, tvs, televisions, tv addict, tv addicts, tv addiction, television addict, television addicts, television addiction, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, modern life, modern times, modern technology, distracted, distraction, distant, detached, detachment, modern technology, modern technologies, couple, couples, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, drifting apart, drifting away, talk, talking, conversation, conversation, square eyes, square eyed"So that's where you were last night."
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award, awards, award ceremony, award ceremonies, acting, actor, actors, actress, actresses, trophy, trophies, back late, couple, couples, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, living together, cohabit, cohabiting, awarded, found out, figure out, figured out, husband and wife, husbands and wives, honour, honoured, honours"And just exactly what is that expression intended to convey?"
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expression, expressions, silly expression, silly expressions, silly face, silly faces, pulling a face, pulling faces, facial expression, facial expressions, facial tic, facial ticks, communicate, communication, couple, couples, married couple, married coupled, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, unreadable expression, unreadable expressions, grotesque, communication, uncommunicative, communication failure, difficult relationship, difficult relationship"We're taking separate vacations this year."
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vacation, vacations, traveling alone, travelling alone, separate vacations, holiday, holidays, separate holidays, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, break, breaks, empty nester, empty nesters, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships"I married you. I didn't marry your vivid dreams."
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dreams, dream, dreaming, dreamer, dreamers, marriages, couple, couples, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, domestic argument, domestic arguments, domestic, domestics, marriage problem, marriage problems, argue, argument, arguing, arguments, disagree, disagreeing, expectations, expectation, disappointment, disappointments, let-down, let down, let downs, let-downs, disappointment, divorce, husband and wife, husbands and wives"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"
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party, parties, get together, get togethers, couple, couples, marriages, patner, partners, husband and wife, husbands and wives, difficult relationships, difficult relationship, disagree, disagreement, argue, argument, marital fight, marital dispute, spousal fight, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, marital fights, introvert, introversion, anti-social, antisocial, anti social, unsocial, unsociable, anti-sociable, shy, shyness, pinata, pinatas, papier mache, paper mache, papier-mache, party game, party games, party entertainment, game, games"That's just the booze listening."
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drink, drunk, drunks, drinking, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drinking problem, booze, couple, couples, gender issues, unconcerned, unsympathetic, listening, listen, listening skills, husband and wife, husbands and wives, difficult relationship, bad relationship, difficult relationships, bad relationships, indifferent, indifference, insensitive, insensitivity, disinterest, disinterested, dishonest, dishonesty, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, argue, arguing, disagree, disagreeing, smarmy"You can't expect to go back to normal if you never were normal."
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back to normal, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, couple, couples, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, strange person, strange people"Honey, am I home?"
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couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, honey im home, honey i'm home, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, depression, depressed, depressive, depressive, falling out, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, sulk, sulking, getting home, coming home, living together, domestic, domestic argument, domestic arguments, marital dispute, marital dispute, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, husband and wife, husbands and wives"How do you work one of these?"
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couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, advice, asking advice, husband, husbands, bad relationship, bad relationships, mother and daughter, mothers and daughters, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, gender issues, gender issues"Betty, am I just a sequel?"
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modern life, date, dates, relationship, couple, couples, dinner date, dinner dates, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, rebound, rebounds, re-bound, re-bounds, second best, sloppy seconds, sequel, sequels, movie sequel, movie sequels, film, films, movie, movies, film industry, movie industry, bad sequel, bad sequels, doubt, doubting, insecure, insecurity, feeling insecure