"Just so you guys know, in the event of an emergency I'm fully trained in P.R."
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"Something from the supplement cart?"
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Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner
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"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."
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Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.
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"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."
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Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room
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"The chef suggests you help him unload last week's salmon."
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"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"
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"This date isn't going well, is it?"
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"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."
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Click here to enter Espresso Bar.
Three family members imagine themselves to be cartoons.
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Munch in Manhattan
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Tuscan Fare Of The Moment
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"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"
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"Barkeeper! More chick-peas!"
"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"
"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."
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"What beautiful asparagus!"
"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."
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"Everything's so easy for you, Mr. Perfect."
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"I'm not actually overweight—I just read heavy."
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"What in the world is that?"
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