Dine Cartoons

"Just so you guys know, in the event of an emergency I'm fully trained in P.R."

"Something from the supplement cart?"

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

"The chef suggests you help him unload last week's salmon."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"This date isn't going well, is it?"

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."

Click here to enter Espresso Bar.

Three family members imagine themselves to be cartoons.

Tuscan Fare Of The Moment

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"Barkeeper! More chick-peas!"

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"What beautiful asparagus!"

"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."

"Everything's so easy for you, Mr. Perfect."

"I'm not actually overweight—I just read heavy."

"What in the world is that?"

"Two?"