"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"
"There's a Mr. Egg McMuffin here who says we've been using his name without permission."
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"Sorry, sir, but none of our food is very good. It's the chef's way of punishing the rich."
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"Do you want that with or without angioplasty?"
Tags:angioplasty, heart surgery, fat, saturated fat, fats, unhealthy, cholesterol, service, fitness, dining, dines, businessmen, businessman, heart attack, heart attacks, coronary heart disease, cardiac arrest, angioplasties, operation, operations, operating, medical, medicine, stent, stents, mesh, meshes, fatty, greasy, diner, booth, killer
"Might I recommend the cud?"
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"Yes, I'm still working on it."
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Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius
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"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."
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"Just so you guys know, in the event of an emergency I'm fully trained in P.R."
Tags:word play, play on words, dining, drinking, eating, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waitresses, waiting, dine, diner, dinner, eat out, public relations, pr, p.r., priorities, cpr, cardiopulmonary resuscitation, resuscitation, resuscitating, medical, presenting, appearance, appearances, appear, relations, advertising, advert, advertisement, cover up, spin, spinning
"I don't know much about show business, but I do know we're selling more hamburgers."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, service, customer service, hamburger, hamburgers, burger, burgers, fast food, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, music, live music, piano, pianos, pianist, pianists, musician, musicians, performer, performers, performance, show, shows, dinner theatre, dinner theater, show business, dancing, dog, dogs, dog trick, dog tricks
"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, dinner, dinners, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, chicken, chickens, meat, serving, video, videos, film, films, movie, movies, death, dead, dying wish, dying wishes, last wish, last wishes, last request, last requests, will, wills, customer, customers, diner, diners, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, veganism, vegan, vegans, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s
Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner
Tags:diner, diners, heartland, america, american, beautiful, beauty, midwest, midwestern, real america, patriot, patriots, patriotic, patriotism, lyric, lyrics, dine, diner, diners, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, roadside diner, roadside diners, leo's diner, landscape, landscapes, american landscape, american landscapes, 4th of july, independence day
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, honeymoons, wedding anniversary, wedding anniversaries, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, diner, diners, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, beer, beers, nickname, nicknames, slang, young at heart, wild
A train's dining car is a diner.
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"Moist towelette to cleanse your palate?"
"The wrangler within wants pancakes."
Ed's Restaurant - Closed. Get Over It
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A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch
Tags:trade, trade union, union, unions, unionism, unionist, diner, diners, lunch, lunches, meal, meals, labor, labour, labors, labours, labouring, laboring, laborers, labourers, service, service industry, food, foods, eat, eating, eateries, menu, menus, cost, costs, price, prices, pricing, chef, chefs, class, class awareness
"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."
Tags:superfluous, unnecessary, unneeded, diner, diners, restaurant, restaurants, food, foods, drink, drinks, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, customer service, customer, customers, management, manager, boss, bosses, managers, staff, employee, employees, freebies, freebie, lunch counter, breakfast counter, lunch, breakfast, dinner, meal, meals, after dinner mint, mints, candy, candies
"What did I tell you? Best underwater Thai food in the city!"
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"We'll alternate the windbags with the hard-of-hearing."
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Gentlemen Without Caps Will Not be Served
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"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."
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