Dining Cartoons

"Do you have a reservation?"

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC39276
High Res:
1800x1113 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cats, mice, reserve, reserved, reservations, dining, animals, talking, pets, high class, velvet rope, velvet ropes, reservation, upper class, restaurant, exclusive, exclusive club, exclusive clubs, vip, vips, vip lounge, vip lounges, bar, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, entry, denied entry

"Hello. My name is Maury, and I'm going to be your crazy person today."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC124230
High Res:
3690x2837 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
restaurant, dining, service, waiter, waiting, homeless, crazy, insane, outdoor seating, outdoor seat, outdoor seats, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waiting tables, homeless, homeless person, homeless people, mental illness, mentally ill, sidewalk, sidewalks, sidewalk cafe, sidewalk cafes, vagrant, vagrants, bum, bums

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC28031
High Res:
2279x1953 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animals, pets, dining, food, shopping, consumerism, grocery, groceries, grocery store, grocery stores, errand, errands, vole, voles, rodent, rodents, consumer, consumers, cat, cats, running errands, gift, gifts, present, presents, cat gift, cat present, predator, predators, prey, consideration, considerate, polite

"Who ordered the megatelli?"

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
CC119239
High Res:
2000x1607 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pasta, pastas, tagliatelle, megatelli, restaurant, oversized, large, big, huge, italian, restaurants, italian restaurants, order, orders, menu, menus, mega, dining, eating, eat, filling, full, italy, miscommunication, explanation, surprise, surprising, shock, shocks, surprises, misunderstanding, misunderstood

"Just so you guys know, in the event of an emergency I'm fully trained in P.R."

Artist:
Lewis, Eric
Search ID:
CC119408
High Res:
3000x2718 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
word play, play on words, dining, drinking, eating, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waitresses, waiting, dine, diner, dinner, eat out, public relations, pr, p.r., priorities, cpr, cardiopulmonary resuscitation, resuscitation, resuscitating, medical, presenting, appearance, appearances, appear, relations, advertising, advert, advertisement, cover up, spin, spinning

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC22428
High Res:
1315x1063 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pig, pigs, piglets, restaurant, restaurants, piggie, piggies, entree, entrees, buffet, buffets, trough, drink, drinks, unlimited, limitless, bottomless, eat out, dining, dining out, animal, animals, food, foods, consumerism, gluttony, glutton, gluttons, patron, patrons, customers, customers, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses

"Something from the supplement cart?"

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC38800
High Res:
2005x1665 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
supplement, supplements, vitamins, vitamin, minerals, mineral, diet, diet supplement, vitamin c, deficiency, deficiencies, supplementary, pun, dinner, dinners, restaurant, restaurants, dining, dine, dinner, supplementing, tablet, pills, tablets, pill, menu, sides, menus, health, healthy, fish oil, oil, cod liver oil

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC44192
High Res:
1912x2060 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pizza, pizzas, cheese, cheeses, mozerella, cheddar, cheddars, extra, over the top, ott, ton of cheese, overloaded, overload, pizzeria, pizza parlor, pizza parlors, dining, dines, dinner, dine, stuffed crust, stuffed-crust, stuffed crusts, stuffed-crusts, menu, menus, cheese lovers, cheese-lovers, cheese lover, cheese-lover

"Thank goodness you're here. His dish is empty."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC22851
High Res:
1569x1548 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pet, pet dog, pet dogs, gender issues, sexism, misogyny, household tasks, household chores, domestic tasks, domestic chores, dog food, dinner, dinner time, dining, animal, animals, anthropomorphism, talking animal, talking animals, marriage, cohabit, co habit, co-habit, cohabitation, co habitation, co habitation, unfair, unfairness, discrimination, discriminatory, gender discrimination, lazy, laziness, useless, uselessness, irritated, irritate, irritation, irritated wife, anthropomoric

Ed's Restaurant - Closed. Get Over It

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC22434
High Res:
1267x1093 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
sign, signs, signage, door sign, closure, closed, close, fails, fail, failed, failure, failures, bankrupt, bankruptcy, economy, economic, recession, small business, small businesses, dining, diner, diners, restaurants, restaurant, shut down, shut-down, shutdown, food, eating, eatery, cafe, rude, rudeness, frank, frankness, brusque, school of hard knocks, hard knocks, service, service industry, catering

"I lied when I told you I shave my head."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC132028
High Res:
5357x4093 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
shave, shaving head, head shaving, head, bald, balding, balder, lie, lying, lies, liar, liars, hair, hairs, haircut, hair cut, restaurant, restaurants, meal, dining, hairlessness, hairless, date, dating, dates, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, first date, first dates, coming clean, honesty, honest

"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC121239
High Res:
2000x1432 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
food, word, words, word play, play on words, charity, charitable, charities, charity case, eating, eat, eats, eating out, out to eat, dining, dine, diner, diners, restaurant, restaurants, money, donate, donations, donation, donated, donating, social, social responsibility, unexpected, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists, business, suits

"I'll have the angler if you're sure he's perfectly fresh."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC131546
High Res:
3261x2551 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, fish, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angler, anglers, angling, catch, catching fish, restaurant, restaurants, dining, dining out, ordering, ordering food, fresh, fresh food, food, meal, waiter, waiters, menu, menus, role reversal, role-reversal, reverse, reversed roles, reversed, switching places, switch, swapping places, swap

"Do you want that with or without angioplasty?"

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC32189
High Res:
1917x2150 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
angioplasty, heart surgery, fat, saturated fat, fats, unhealthy, cholesterol, service, fitness, dining, dines, businessmen, businessman, heart attack, heart attacks, coronary heart disease, cardiac arrest, angioplasties, operation, operations, operating, medical, medicine, stent, stents, mesh, meshes, fatty, greasy, diner, booth, killer

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC36457
High Res:
2279x1690 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
terror, fear, feared, scared, scary, horror, horrors, threat, threatened, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodies, modern, modern life, modern fear, fears, first world problems, first world, first-world, problems, problem, restaurant, restaurants, dining, dinner, dine, dines, dining experience, fine dining, entertainment, food, eating out, eating, foodie, food lover, stress, stressed

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC44474
High Res:
1593x1503 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
witches, witch, witchy, witching, wicca, wiccan, cauldron, cauldrons, macbeth, scottish play, the scottish play, literary, literature, play, plays, three witches, fine dining, dining, dine, cordon bleu, french dining, high society, food, restaurant, restaurants, chef, chefs, cook, cooking, cookery, rival, rivalry, foodie, food lover, restaurateur, restaurant critic, food blog, food blogger, coven, halloween

"The chef suggests you help him unload last week's salmon."

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC132384
High Res:
2988x3383 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
waiter, waiters, chef, chefs, specialty, specialties, honest, honesty, honestly, brutally honest, realistic, real, recommendation, recommendations, chef suggests, fish, salmon, dining, dinner, dine, dinners, restaurant, restaurants, eatery, going off, goes off, out of date, recommend, recommends, reality

"No, I don't want to play chess. I just want you to reheat the lasagna."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC35507
High Res:
2982x2400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dining, microwave ovens, computers, chess, lasagna, celebrities, technology, household, computer chess, smart appliance, smart appliances, home appliance, home appliances, overcomplicate, overcomplicates, overcomplicating, overcomplicated, reheat, reheats, reheating, reheated, leftovers, modern life, modern technology, modern technologies, mankoff

"It's not you, Frank, it's me - I don't like you."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC35591
High Res:
3261x2271 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dating, relationships, dining, drinking, you, me, like, restaurants, women, let down, lets down, letting down, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, it's not you, it's me, dislike, dislikes, no spark, no chemistry, first date, first dates, mankoff

"Waiter, I'd like to order, unless I've eaten, in which case bring me the check."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC28729
High Res:
3154x2556 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
service, incompetent, dining, life, slow service, slow server, slow servers, wait staff, waitstaff, waiter, waiters, server, servers, restaurant, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, haute cusine, long wait, long waits, wait, waits, waiting, mankoff

"I insist."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC38841
High Res:
3528x2509 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dining, restaurants, dinner, ethics, money, crime, organized, guns, violence, polite, politeness, deferential, courteous, courteousness, defer, defers, deferring, gentleman, gentlemen, insistence, insist, insists, pick up the bill, picking up the bill, picks up the bill, restaurant bill, restaurant bills, restaurant check, restaurant checks, mankoff

The Birth Of A Vegetarian

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC28896
High Res:
1900x1489 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dining, food, animals, farm, talking, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarian diet, vegetarian diets, diet, diets, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarianism, steak, steaks, steak dinner, steak dinners, unnerve, unnerves, unnerving, moo, moos, cow, cows, cattle, eat animals, eating animals, animal rights, mankoff

Bank 'n' Burger

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC22666
High Res:
5181x4110 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mergers, urban, restaurants, storefronts, stores, consumerism, bank 'n' burger, dining, banks, business, money, burger, burgers, bank, banks, banking, synergy, corporate synergy, crossover, crossovers, cossing over, appeal, appeals, appealing, mankoff

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC29718
High Res:
2970x2542 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
marriage, parties, dining, drinking, government, military, love affairs, faithful, medals, army-generals, cocktail parties, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, paramour, paramours, philander, philanders, philanderer, philanderers, philandering, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, other man, other men, open marriage, open marriages, open relationship, open relationships, mankoff

"Gentlemen, let's do lunch."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC22858
High Res:
1539x1111 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
business, jargon, language, clichés, meetings, dining, restaurants, service, corporatespeak, corporate speak, corporation, corporations, waiter, waiters, let's do lunch, phrase, phrases, expression, expressions, business lunch, business lunches, terminology, mankoff