"Sorry folks-it's not what you ordered, but everyone is getting fettucine until we fix the computer."
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restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, pasta, fettuccine, order, orders, ordering, pos system, pos systems, point of sale, system, systems, system failure, problem, problems, computer, computers, issue, issues, cooking, serving, kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, failure, failures, modern life, restaurant problems, restaurant issues, technology"You're sexy when you're wrong."
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husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, argue, argument, arguing, anger, angry, incompetent, incompetents, incompetency, dispute, right, wrong, scowl, scowling, frown, frowning, upset, upsetting, restaurant, restaurants, dining, server, servers, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, table service, business, businesses, taunt, taunting, taunted"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, host, hosts, maitre d', head waiter, head waiters, front of house, service, customer service, seat, seats, seating, table, tables, government, government, politics, political, washington, d.c., washington dc, capitol hill, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, american politics, american government, special interests, special interest group, special interest groups, sig, sigs, lobbying, lobbyist, lobbyists, unethical, ethics, corruption, vip, vips, v.i.p., v.i.p.s, very important people, very important person, special, special treatment, preferred treatment, preferential treatment"The presentation is dreadful."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, pigeon, pigeons, feeding birds, feeding pigeons, crumbs, breadcrumbs, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, presentation, visual, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, snob, snobs, snobbish, snobby, pretentious, foodie, foodies, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, high expectations, bad, dreadful, terrible, disappointment, disappointed, critic, critics, criticism, criticising, criticizing, modern life"Yes, I'm sure it looked cute and clean, but I would sooner starve to death than eat lunch in a place called Jennifer's Biscuit."
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pretentious, snob, snobs, snobby, snobbish, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, lunch, lunches, lunchtime, starve, starving, hungry, hunger, choosing beggar, choosing beggars, name, names, superiority complex, social status, social class"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, eating, dining, reserving, reservation, reservations, dinner, waiter, waiters, server, servers, host, hosts, booking, name, names, language, languages, english, grammar, honorific, honorifics, title, titles, prefix, prefixes, dr, dr., doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, education, degree, degrees, postgraduate, postgraduates, phd, ph.d., postgraduate doctoral degree, customer service, service, rude, bad manners"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"
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restaurant, restaurants, japanese, japan, china, chinese, korea, korean, asia, asian, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, utensil, utensils, spoon, spoons, fork, forks, knife, knives, chopstick, chopsticks, western, international, foreign, unfamiliar"It was worth waiting four months for a reservation."
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art, photography, photo, photos, famous photo, famous photos, photograph, photographs, famous photograph, famous photographs, new york, ny, skyscraper, skyscrapers, rockefeller center, rca, r.c.a., manhattan, construction, construction site, construction sites, steel beam, steel beams, construction worker, construction workers, worker, workers, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, lunch, lunches, popular restaurant, popular restaurants, trendy, trendy restaurant, trendy restaurant, food trends, months, wait, waiting, reservation, reservations, hard to get into, popular, worth the wait, worth waiting for"I'll spring for the double cheeseburger. You only go around once."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, server, servers, cashier, cashiers, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, hamburger, hamburgers, cheeseburger, cheeseburgers, burger, burgers, double cheeseburger, double cheeseburgers, fast food, unhealthy, junk food, diet, diets, eating habits, unhealthy diet, health"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, eating alone, alone, solo, lonely, loneliness, solitude, single, man, men, waiter, waiters, server, servers, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, food, service, dining, forever alone, sir"With your large bucket of popcorn, you get your choice of Milk Duds, Jujubes or Strawberry Twizzlers."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, special, specials, combo, combos, concession, concessions, snack, snacks, popcorn, candy, sweets, chocolate, chocolates, liquorice, licorice, movie, movies, film, films, movie theatre, movie theatres, movie theater, movie theaters, cinema, cinemas, junk food"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer, customers, patron, patrons, personal commitment, personal commitments, commitment, commitments, glutton, gluttons, gluttony, gourmand, gourmands, hungry, hunger, starving, strong, dinner, dinners"Larry never gains an ounce!"
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food, eating, dining, meal, meals, weight, metabolism, good metabolism, fitness, health, healthy, gaining weight, weight gain, ounce, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, bragging, brag, boast, boasting, show-off, showing off"There's a Mr. Egg McMuffin here who says we've been using his name without permission."
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breakfast, breakfast sandwich, egg sandwich, breakfast sandwiches, egg sandwiches, sandwich, sandwiches, business, businesses, executive, executives, market, marketing, dining, diner, restaurant, restaurants, food, foods, fast food, fast food chain, chain restaurant, chain restaurants, laws, law, law and order, legal, exploit, exploitative, permission, permissions, reception, receptionist, receptionists, office, offices, corporate, corporation, corporations, sue, sued, suing, lawyer, lawyers, fake name"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."
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restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, eating out, dining out, food, eating, dining, customer, customers, regular customer, regular customers, regulars, pretentious, snob, snobs, snobbish"Tonight—just for a change—let's see if we can get through dinner without eating anything at all."
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food, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, dinner, dinners, dinnertime, family meal, family meals, eating together, family, families, family time, eating, dining, health, fitness, overweight, obese, obesity, obesity crisis, fat, unhealthy, diet, diets, dieting, eating habits, dietary habitsLunch Broker
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, lunch, lunches, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, advice, advising, broker, brokers, offer, offers, sale, hungry, hunger, veal parmesan, chicken cacciatore, agent, agents, dealer, dealers, finances, financial, money, investment, investments, investing"Sorry, sir, but none of our food is very good. It's the chef's way of punishing the rich."
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recommendation, recommendations, waiter, waiters, waiting, wait staff, front of house, service, server, servers, serving, rich, rich person, rich people, service industry, honest, honesty, haute cuisine, cuisine, bad food, posh, upper class, upper classes, diner, diners, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, irate, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction"Do you want that with or without angioplasty?"
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angioplasty, heart surgery, fat, saturated fat, fats, unhealthy, cholesterol, service, fitness, dining, dines, businessmen, businessman, heart attack, heart attacks, coronary heart disease, cardiac arrest, angioplasties, operation, operations, operating, medical, medicine, stent, stents, mesh, meshes, fatty, greasy, diner, booth, killer"I'll have the angler if you're sure he's perfectly fresh."
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animal, animals, fish, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angler, anglers, angling, catch, catching fish, restaurant, restaurants, dining, dining out, ordering, ordering food, fresh, fresh food, food, meal, waiter, waiters, menu, menus, role reversal, role-reversal, reverse, reversed roles, reversed, switching places, switch, swapping places, swap"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, waiting"Can the chef prepare it in some way no one has ever prepared anything before?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, customer, customers, customer request, customer requests, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, difficult customer, difficult customers, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, culinary, kitchen, kitchens, impossible, request, requests"I can recommend the coho salmon in a wine-dill sauce, with a suggested retail price of twenty-four ninety-five. However, you may have it for only eighteen ninety-five if you order now."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, food, meal, meals, dining, eating, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, salmon, coho salmon, menu, menus, order, orders, ordering, sale, limited sale, on sale, order now, limited time, timed sale, deal, deals, price, prices, cost, costs, special, specials, on special, modern life