Dining Cartoons

"Sorry folks-it's not what you ordered, but everyone is getting fettucine until we fix the computer."

"You're sexy when you're wrong."

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."

"The presentation is dreadful."

"Yes, I'm sure it looked cute and clean, but I would sooner starve to death than eat lunch in a place called Jennifer's Biscuit."

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

"It was worth waiting four months for a reservation."

"I'll spring for the double cheeseburger. You only go around once."

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

"With your large bucket of popcorn, you get your choice of Milk Duds, Jujubes or Strawberry Twizzlers."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"Larry never gains an ounce!"

"There's a Mr. Egg McMuffin here who says we've been using his name without permission."

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."

"Tonight—just for a change—let's see if we can get through dinner without eating anything at all."

Lunch Broker

"Sorry, sir, but none of our food is very good. It's the chef's way of punishing the rich."

"Do you want that with or without angioplasty?"

"I'll have the angler if you're sure he's perfectly fresh."

"Do you have a reservation?"

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

"Can the chef prepare it in some way no one has ever prepared anything before?"

"I can recommend the coho salmon in a wine-dill sauce, with a suggested retail price of twenty-four ninety-five. However, you may have it for only eighteen ninety-five if you order now."