Dining Out Cartoons

"Sorry folks-it's not what you ordered, but everyone is getting fettucine until we fix the computer."

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"The presentation is dreadful."

"Yes, I'm sure it looked cute and clean, but I would sooner starve to death than eat lunch in a place called Jennifer's Biscuit."

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

"I can tell already that it's going to be terrific."

Bad For You: A Restaurant

"It was worth waiting four months for a reservation."

"I'll spring for the double cheeseburger. You only go around once."

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

"I'm afraid the chocolate cake puts you over the calorie cap."

"With your large bucket of popcorn, you get your choice of Milk Duds, Jujubes or Strawberry Twizzlers."

Cook Food- The Original Theme Restaurant

"Is everything O.K., sir?"

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."

Lunch Broker

"Does your waitress have any identifying marks or tattoos?"

"I'll start with the knight in shining armor, then have the maiden rare and radiant."

"I'll have the angler if you're sure he's perfectly fresh."

Zagat-rated.