"Sorry folks-it's not what you ordered, but everyone is getting fettucine until we fix the computer."
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restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, pasta, fettuccine, order, orders, ordering, pos system, pos systems, point of sale, system, systems, system failure, problem, problems, computer, computers, issue, issues, cooking, serving, kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, failure, failures, modern life, restaurant problems, restaurant issues, technology"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."
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pretentious, snob, snobs, snobby, snobbish, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, lunch, lunches, lunchtime, starve, starving, hungry, hunger, choosing beggar, choosing beggars, name, names, superiority complex, social status, social class"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."
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relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, first date, first dates, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, militant vegan, militant vegans, food, food choices, food preferences, food preference, dietary preference, dietary preferences, diet, eating habit, eating habits, reason, reasons, why, question, questions, pushy, forward, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, eating, dining, reserving, reservation, reservations, dinner, waiter, waiters, server, servers, host, hosts, booking, name, names, language, languages, english, grammar, honorific, honorifics, title, titles, prefix, prefixes, dr, dr., doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, education, degree, degrees, postgraduate, postgraduates, phd, ph.d., postgraduate doctoral degree, customer service, service, rude, bad manners"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"
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lion, lions, eating out, dining out, predator, predators, prey, carcass, carcasses, animal carcass, animal carcasses, hunter, hunters, hunting, rotting body, rotting bodies, rotting animal, rotting animal, fly, flies, good food, good restaurant, good restaurants, chef, chefs, good chef, good chefs, expectation, expectations, high expectationBad For You: A Restaurant
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eating out, dining out, cuisine, bad food, bad foods, bad cuisine, unhealthy, unhealthiness, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, fast food, fast-food, fastfood, fast food restaurant, fast food restaurants, bad for you, obesity, obesity crisis, overweight, unhealthy eating, healthy eating, warned off, warning off, mistake, bad advertising, sign, signs, slogan, slogans, window sign, window signs, cafe, cafes"It was worth waiting four months for a reservation."
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art, photography, photo, photos, famous photo, famous photos, photograph, photographs, famous photograph, famous photographs, new york, ny, skyscraper, skyscrapers, rockefeller center, rca, r.c.a., manhattan, construction, construction site, construction sites, steel beam, steel beams, construction worker, construction workers, worker, workers, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, lunch, lunches, popular restaurant, popular restaurants, trendy, trendy restaurant, trendy restaurant, food trends, months, wait, waiting, reservation, reservations, hard to get into, popular, worth the wait, worth waiting for"I'll spring for the double cheeseburger. You only go around once."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, server, servers, cashier, cashiers, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, hamburger, hamburgers, cheeseburger, cheeseburgers, burger, burgers, double cheeseburger, double cheeseburgers, fast food, unhealthy, junk food, diet, diets, eating habits, unhealthy diet, health"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, eating alone, alone, solo, lonely, loneliness, solitude, single, man, men, waiter, waiters, server, servers, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, food, service, dining, forever alone, sir"I'm afraid the chocolate cake puts you over the calorie cap."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, food, meal, meals, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer service, service, menu, menus, ordering, order, orders, bad service, bad customer service, rude service, rude waiter, bad waiter, rude waiters, bad waiters, rude server, bad server, rude servers, bad servers, calorie, calories, counting calories, calorie cap, calorie caps, caloric intake, weight, watching your weight, diet, diets, dieting, going on a diet, losing weight, weight-loss, restriction, restrictions, restricting calories, overeating, chocolate cake, chocolate cakes, dessert, desserts, obesity, obesity crisis"With your large bucket of popcorn, you get your choice of Milk Duds, Jujubes or Strawberry Twizzlers."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, special, specials, combo, combos, concession, concessions, snack, snacks, popcorn, candy, sweets, chocolate, chocolates, liquorice, licorice, movie, movies, film, films, movie theatre, movie theatres, movie theater, movie theaters, cinema, cinemas, junk foodCook Food- The Original Theme Restaurant
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restaurant, eating out, dining out, theme restaurant, theme restaurants, themed restaurant, themed restaurants, cooked food, hot food, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, out of date, out of touch, behind the times, neanderthal, neanderthals, cave men, cave man, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, ancient history, stone age, the stone age, early man"Is everything O.K., sir?"
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clown, clowns, circus performer, circus performers, slapstick, slapstick comedy, pie in the face, pied, customer service, bad service, waiter, waiters, waiting staff, waitstaff, eating out, dining out, pieing, revenge, getting revenge, circus, circuses, entertainer, entertainers, bad customer, bad customers, rude customer, rude customers"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer, customers, patron, patrons, personal commitment, personal commitments, commitment, commitments, glutton, gluttons, gluttony, gourmand, gourmands, hungry, hunger, starving, strong, dinner, dinners"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."
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restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, eating out, dining out, food, eating, dining, customer, customers, regular customer, regular customers, regulars, pretentious, snob, snobs, snobbishLunch Broker
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, lunch, lunches, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, advice, advising, broker, brokers, offer, offers, sale, hungry, hunger, veal parmesan, chicken cacciatore, agent, agents, dealer, dealers, finances, financial, money, investment, investments, investing"Does your waitress have any identifying marks or tattoos?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, identifying mark, identifying marks, tattoo, tattoos, lost, disappear, disappeared, disappearing, gone, can't find, waiting, bad server, bad waitresses, bad waitress, bad servers, bad service, service"I'll start with the knight in shining armor, then have the maiden rare and radiant."
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animal, animals, fish, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angler, anglers, angling, catch, catching fish, restaurant, restaurants, dining, dining out, ordering, ordering food, fresh, fresh food, food, meal, waiter, waiters, menu, menus, role reversal, role-reversal, reverse, reversed roles, reversed, switching places, switch, swapping places, swapZagat-rated.
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