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Dinner Cartoons
Dinner cartoon 1 of 342
"Just don't be yourself."
Dinner cartoon 2 of 342
"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, amphibian, amphibians, frog, frogs, extinct, extinction, endangered, species, environmental issues, saving, rescuing, rescue, save, protect, conference, conferences, dinner, dinners, food, meal, meals, frog legs, ironic, ironyDinner cartoon 3 of 342
"Shall we join the ladies?"
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lion, lions, lion pride, lion prides, pride, prides, boys club, boys' club, boys clubs, male, males, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacking off, husband, husbands, relax, relaxes, relaxing, ungrateful, taken for granted, wife, wives, dinner, dinners, cook, cooks, cooking, hunter, hunters, hunting, cigar, whiskey, whisky, ingrate, ingratesDinner cartoon 4 of 342
"Your mother and I love you, Nick, but we'll soon be turning you over to mainland China."
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family, families, parent, parents, children, child, responsible, responsibility, responsibilities, hong kong, hk, colony, colonies, england, english, uk, united kingdom, gb, great britain, britain, china, chinese, one china two systems, dinner, family dinner, dinners, regional, 1997, sovereignty, hypocritical, hypocriteDinner cartoon 5 of 342
"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."
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cocktail party, cocktail parties, dinner party, dinner parties, dinner, dinners, charm, charms, charming, compliment, compliments, complimenting, praise, praises, praising, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, good impression, good impressions, impression, impressions, flirt, flirts, flirtatiousDinner cartoon 6 of 342
A tombstone in a cemetery reads "Prentiss W. Burchmeyer - Born July 16, 1908, Dined at the White House May 3, 1984, Died March 30 1987".
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death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, important, importance, important dates, birth, born, died, dinner at the white house, white house, dinner, dinners, epitaph, epitaphs, inscription, inscriptions, life events, life event, important even, important events, honor, honors, honored, honour, honours, honouredDinner cartoon 7 of 342
"Could you take your finger off the pulse for one moment and let me know what you'd like for dinner?"
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newspaper, newspapers, read, reads, reading, reader, readers, avid reader, avid readers, pay attention, paying attention, husband, husbands, wife, wives, finger on the pulse, housewife, housewives, homemaker, homemakers, dinner, dinners, cook, cooks, cooking, preference, preferences, help, helps, helping, helpful, helpfulness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, absent-minded, absentminded, absentmindednessDinner cartoon 8 of 342
"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, eating, dining, reserving, reservation, reservations, dinner, waiter, waiters, server, servers, host, hosts, booking, name, names, language, languages, english, grammar, honorific, honorifics, title, titles, prefix, prefixes, dr, dr., doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, education, degree, degrees, postgraduate, postgraduates, phd, ph.d., postgraduate doctoral degree, customer service, service, rude, bad mannersDinner cartoon 9 of 342
"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, eating alone, alone, solo, lonely, loneliness, solitude, single, man, men, waiter, waiters, server, servers, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, food, service, dining, forever alone, sirDinner cartoon 10 of 342
"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer, customers, patron, patrons, personal commitment, personal commitments, commitment, commitments, glutton, gluttons, gluttony, gourmand, gourmands, hungry, hunger, starving, strong, dinner, dinnersDinner cartoon 11 of 342
"Your mom cooks the chicken, but your dad makes it dance."
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family dinner, family dinners, family meal, family meals, meal, meals, dinner, dinners, roast chicken, roast chickens, chicken, chickens, dad, dads, family life, family-life, father, fathers, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, teamwork, family lives, silly, sillinessDinner cartoon 12 of 342
After Dinner at the White House
Dinner cartoon 13 of 342
"Tonight—just for a change—let's see if we can get through dinner without eating anything at all."
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food, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, dinner, dinners, dinnertime, family meal, family meals, eating together, family, families, family time, eating, dining, health, fitness, overweight, obese, obesity, obesity crisis, fat, unhealthy, diet, diets, dieting, eating habits, dietary habitsDinner cartoon 14 of 342
"Catherine would like to share some holiday thoughts with us on the subject of gender-neutral toys."
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gender neutral, holiday, holidays, christmas, christmas season, holiday season, dinner, dinners, politically correct, political correctness, speech, speeches, liberal, liberals, address, addresses, addressing, christmas dinner, christmas dinners, xmas, x-mas, pc, pc culture, politically correct culture, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, modern life, modern timesDinner cartoon 15 of 342
"No giblets, but there's an organ-donor card."
Dinner cartoon 16 of 342
"Judith is someone who needs her sleep."
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exhausted, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, nap, naps, dinner party, dinner parties, dinner, dinners, party, parties, faux pas, bored, boredom, awkward, awkwardness, uncomfortable, no-no, no-nos, manners, bad manners, table manners, eat out, eats out, eating outDinner cartoon 17 of 342
"Do you ever catch yourself wondering what the hell's gone wrong with this corporation?"
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corporation, corporations, sloshed, lunch, lunches, dinner, dinners, martini, martinis, whiskey, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken, meeting, meetings, boardroom, board room, boardrooms, board rooms, profit, profits, profiting, lose money, losing moneyDinner cartoon 18 of 342
Suckling piglets watching television on mother's back
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animal, animals, pig, pigs, baby, babies, children, child, piglet, piglets, suckling, eating, mother, mothers, mothering, parent, parents, parenting, mom, mum, moms, mums, mealtime, mealtimes, meal, meals, dinner, lunch, breakfast, television, televisions, tv, tvs, news, sport, sports, commentator, commentators, broadcast, broadcasters, modern life, modern technology, technology, tv dinner, tv dinners, watching tv while eating, entertainment, addiction, addicted, addict, obsession, farm, farms, farm life, life on a farm, pig styDinner cartoon 19 of 342
"Am I talent or product?"
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stepford wives, old fashioned, family, family values, families, dinner, over dinner, business, market, markets, marketing, marketed, parents, parenting, parental, product, products, businesses, businessmen, dad, dads, father, fatherhood, talent, talented, word play, play on words, cliche, kids say the darndest things, cliches, cliché, clichésjargon, jargons, work talk, home life, work life, corporate, corporations, influence, influential, influencing, raising kids, kid, kids, child, childrenDinner cartoon 20 of 342
"I stuffed it with things found around the house."
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turkey, turkeys, thanksgiving, chicken, chickens, cook, cooks, cooking, stuffing, dressing, dressings, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, supper, suppers, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, bad cook, bad cooks, found object, found objects, loose change, haphazard, christmas, christmas dinner, banquet, dinner party, dinner parties, disaster, disastersDinner cartoon 21 of 342
"I went with the tasting menu."
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snake, snakes, eating out, dining out, menu, menus, tasting menu, tasting menus, small dish, small dishes, indigestion, serpent, serpents, dinner, dinner time, restaurantDinner cartoon 22 of 342
"Just so you guys know, in the event of an emergency I'm fully trained in P.R."
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word play, play on words, dining, drinking, eating, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waitresses, waiting, dine, diner, dinner, eat out, public relations, pr, p.r., priorities, cpr, cardiopulmonary resuscitation, resuscitation, resuscitating, medical, presenting, appearance, appearances, appear, relations, advertising, advert, advertisement, cover up, spin, spinningDinner cartoon 23 of 342
"I'm old enough to recognize a lecture disguised as grace."
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lecture, lectures, grace, say grace, saying grace, family dinner, family dinners, scold, scolds, scolding, passive aggressive, passive aggressiveness, passive aggression, dinner, dinners, dinner table, dinner tables, parent, parents, parenting, kid, kids, child, discipline, disciplines, disciplines, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, smart alec, smart aleck, smart alecks, smartass, smartassesDinner cartoon 24 of 342
"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."
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restaurant, waiter, waiters, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogs, food blogger, food bloggers, eating out, out to eat, couple, couples, diet, dieting, diets, lose, lose weight, overweight, over weight, binge, binging, carb, carbs, pasta, pasta lover, italian food, italian, italian cuisine, portion, portions, portion size, portion sizes, omad, if, intermittent fasting, calories, calorie, cico, calorie counting, calories in calories out, good food, dinner, dinner party, dinner partiesDinner cartoon 25 of 342
"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, dinner, dinners, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, chicken, chickens, meat, serving, video, videos, film, films, movie, movies, death, dead, dying wish, dying wishes, last wish, last wishes, last request, last requests, will, wills, customer, customers, diner, diners, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, veganism, vegan, vegans, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.sMore cartoons with the keyword 'dinner'