"When you asked me to dinner, I had an inkling it would be dinner theatre."
"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."
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"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."
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"So, is this a date with destiny?"
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"I was Mrs. Webb in my high-school production of 'Our Town.' Who were you?"
The Heimlich Maneuver
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"Your faucet is running."
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"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."
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"Don't try to distance yourself from my choice of entrée."
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A man and a woman on a date have a fish head and tail for dinner.
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"Do you see us as a movie or a play?"
"That was great, Howard. The perfect antidote to mindless summer fare."
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"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."
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"If you won't let me pay for dinner, at least let me pay for sex later."
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"She's expecting you."
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My dinner with Andromeda
"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."
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"Good news! I'm renewing our relationship for a second season."
"It comes with a small Greek salad."
The Story of Oh
"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."
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"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."
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"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."
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"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."
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"Hold that afterthought!"