"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."
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lion, lions, lion pride, lion prides, pride, prides, boys club, boys' club, boys clubs, male, males, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacking off, husband, husbands, relax, relaxes, relaxing, ungrateful, taken for granted, wife, wives, dinner, dinners, cook, cooks, cooking, hunter, hunters, hunting, cigar, whiskey, whisky, ingrate, ingrates"Your mother and I love you, Nick, but we'll soon be turning you over to mainland China."
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family, families, parent, parents, children, child, responsible, responsibility, responsibilities, hong kong, hk, colony, colonies, england, english, uk, united kingdom, gb, great britain, britain, china, chinese, one china two systems, dinner, family dinner, dinners, regional, 1997, sovereignty, hypocritical, hypocrite"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."
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cocktail party, cocktail parties, dinner party, dinner parties, dinner, dinners, charm, charms, charming, compliment, compliments, complimenting, praise, praises, praising, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, good impression, good impressions, impression, impressions, flirt, flirts, flirtatiousA tombstone in a cemetery reads "Prentiss W. Burchmeyer - Born July 16, 1908, Dined at the White House May 3, 1984, Died March 30 1987".
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death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, important, importance, important dates, birth, born, died, dinner at the white house, white house, dinner, dinners, epitaph, epitaphs, inscription, inscriptions, life events, life event, important even, important events, honor, honors, honored, honour, honours, honoured"Could you take your finger off the pulse for one moment and let me know what you'd like for dinner?"
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newspaper, newspapers, read, reads, reading, reader, readers, avid reader, avid readers, pay attention, paying attention, husband, husbands, wife, wives, finger on the pulse, housewife, housewives, homemaker, homemakers, dinner, dinners, cook, cooks, cooking, preference, preferences, help, helps, helping, helpful, helpfulness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, absent-minded, absentminded, absentmindedness"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, eating alone, alone, solo, lonely, loneliness, solitude, single, man, men, waiter, waiters, server, servers, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, food, service, dining, forever alone, sir"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer, customers, patron, patrons, personal commitment, personal commitments, commitment, commitments, glutton, gluttons, gluttony, gourmand, gourmands, hungry, hunger, starving, strong, dinner, dinners"Your mom cooks the chicken, but your dad makes it dance."
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family dinner, family dinners, family meal, family meals, meal, meals, dinner, dinners, roast chicken, roast chickens, chicken, chickens, dad, dads, family life, family-life, father, fathers, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, teamwork, family lives, silly, silliness"Tonight—just for a change—let's see if we can get through dinner without eating anything at all."
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food, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, dinner, dinners, dinnertime, family meal, family meals, eating together, family, families, family time, eating, dining, health, fitness, overweight, obese, obesity, obesity crisis, fat, unhealthy, diet, diets, dieting, eating habits, dietary habits"Catherine would like to share some holiday thoughts with us on the subject of gender-neutral toys."
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gender neutral, holiday, holidays, christmas, christmas season, holiday season, dinner, dinners, politically correct, political correctness, speech, speeches, liberal, liberals, address, addresses, addressing, christmas dinner, christmas dinners, xmas, x-mas, pc, pc culture, politically correct culture, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, modern life, modern times"Judith is someone who needs her sleep."
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exhausted, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, nap, naps, dinner party, dinner parties, dinner, dinners, party, parties, faux pas, bored, boredom, awkward, awkwardness, uncomfortable, no-no, no-nos, manners, bad manners, table manners, eat out, eats out, eating out"Do you ever catch yourself wondering what the hell's gone wrong with this corporation?"
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corporation, corporations, sloshed, lunch, lunches, dinner, dinners, martini, martinis, whiskey, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken, meeting, meetings, boardroom, board room, boardrooms, board rooms, profit, profits, profiting, lose money, losing money"I stuffed it with things found around the house."
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turkey, turkeys, thanksgiving, chicken, chickens, cook, cooks, cooking, stuffing, dressing, dressings, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, supper, suppers, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, bad cook, bad cooks, found object, found objects, loose change, haphazard, christmas, christmas dinner, banquet, dinner party, dinner parties, disaster, disasters"I'm old enough to recognize a lecture disguised as grace."
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lecture, lectures, grace, say grace, saying grace, family dinner, family dinners, scold, scolds, scolding, passive aggressive, passive aggressiveness, passive aggression, dinner, dinners, dinner table, dinner tables, parent, parents, parenting, kid, kids, child, discipline, disciplines, disciplines, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, smart alec, smart aleck, smart alecks, smartass, smartasses"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, dinner, dinners, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, chicken, chickens, meat, serving, video, videos, film, films, movie, movies, death, dead, dying wish, dying wishes, last wish, last wishes, last request, last requests, will, wills, customer, customers, diner, diners, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, veganism, vegan, vegans, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s"I cooked us a lovely dinner for two—you could at least do the dishes!"
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relationship, relationships, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, cooking, cooking dinner, dinner, dinners, preparing dinner, clean up, clean-up, cleaning, cleaning up, doing the dishes, washing up, washing the dishes, after dinner, meal, meals, after the meal, messy, big mess, mess, messes, dirty dishes, pots and pans, husband, husbands, wife, wives, housework, chores, choreWheel of Dinner
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wheel of fortune, decision wheels, decision wheel, supper, bachelors, bachelor, singles, single, being single, dinners, dinner, lunch, take out, cooks, cooking, kitchen, take away, lazy, pizza, takeout, lazy, decision, decision makers, decision maker, decision making, catering, choice, random, food, eating out, eating"Something from the supplement cart?"
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supplement, supplements, vitamins, vitamin, minerals, mineral, diet, diet supplement, vitamin c, deficiency, deficiencies, supplementary, pun, dinner, dinners, restaurant, restaurants, dining, dine, dinner, supplementing, tablet, pills, tablets, pill, menu, sides, menus, health, healthy, fish oil, oil, cod liver oil"Kids! No watching Bobby Flay before Mommy cooks dinner!"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, cooking, homecooking, home cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, famous chef, famous chefs, food, dinner, dinners, dinnertime, mealtime, meal, meals, bad cook, bad cooks, bad at cooking, compare, comparison, comparisons, comparing, television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, watching t.v., watching tv, watching television"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."
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