Dinners Cartoons

"Just don't be yourself."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
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CC122070
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3500x3786 pixels (unwatermarked)
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be yourself, being yourself, faux pas, dinner, dinners, dinner party, dinner parties, awkward, social situation, social situations, don't be yourself, bad advice, self-conscious, self-consciousness, self-esteem

"Shall we join the ladies?"

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
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CC32094
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1464x1512 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lion, lions, lion pride, lion prides, pride, prides, boys club, boys' club, boys clubs, male, males, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacking off, husband, husbands, relax, relaxes, relaxing, ungrateful, taken for granted, wife, wives, dinner, dinners, cook, cooks, cooking, hunter, hunters, hunting, cigar, cigars, whiskey, whisky, ingrate, ingrates

"No giblets, but there's an organ-donor card."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CC22846
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1336x1135 pixels (unwatermarked)
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thanksgiving, christmas, christmas dinner, christmas dinners, dinner, dinners, organ, organs, offal, donor card, donor cards, organ donor, organ donors, giblet, giblets, guts, gizzard, gizzards, turkey, turkeys, organ donation

"Judith is someone who needs her sleep."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
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CC29922
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3786x2874 pixels (unwatermarked)
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exhausted, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, nap, naps, dinner party, dinner parties, dinner, dinners, party, parties, faux pas, bored, boredom, awkward, awkwardness, uncomfortable, no-no, no-nos, manners, bad manners, table manners, eat out, eats out, eating out

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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CC133931
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2974x2830 pixels (unwatermarked)
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turkey, turkeys, thanksgiving, chicken, chickens, cook, cooks, cooking, stuffing, stuffings, dressing, dressings, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, supper, suppers, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, bad cook, bad cooks, found object, found objects, loose change, haphazard, christmas, christmas dinner, banquet, dinner party, dinner parties, disaster, disasters

"Your mother and I love you, Nick, but we'll soon be turning you over to mainland China."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC29790
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2011x2391 pixels (unwatermarked)
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family, families, parent, parents, children, child, responsible, responsibility, responsibilities, hong kong, hk, colony, colonies, england, english, uk, united kingdom, gb, great britain, britain, china, chinese, one china two systems, dinner, family dinner, dinners, regional, 1997, sovereignty, hypocritical, hypocrite

"Something from the supplement cart?"

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC38800
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2005x1665 pixels (unwatermarked)
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supplement, supplements, vitamins, vitamin, minerals, mineral, diet, diet supplement, vitamin c, deficiency, deficiencies, supplementary, pun, dinner, dinners, restaurant, restaurants, dining, dine, dinner, supplementing, tablet, pills, tablets, pill, menu, sides, menus, health, healthy, fish oil, oil, cod liver oil

"I happen to think the blue light of the TV screen is very romantic."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC123853
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4830x4477 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dinner, dinners, special meal, special meals, gender difference, gender differences, men, women, romance, romantic meal, romantic meals, valentine's day, valentines day, tv dinner, tv dinners, anniversary, anniversaries, anniversary dinner, anniversary supper, distraction, distractions, distracting, tv addict, tv addicts, television, televisions

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

Artist:
Sipress, David
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CC40905
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2866x2201 pixels (unwatermarked)
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conservative, conservatism, conservatives, date, dates, dinner, dinners, fiscal conservative, fiscal responsibility, social conservative, socially conservative, social conservatives, dinner, dine, date, dating, dates, chivalry, chivalrous, pay for dinner, politics, political, manner, manners, tradition, traditional, traditions

"Oh no, not dinner again!"

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC123877
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4633x4435 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dinner, dinners, meal, meals, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, adolescent, adolescents, adolesence, parent, parents, parenting, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, cook, cooks, cooking, ingrate, ungrateful, brat, brats, bratty, hot meal, hot meals, negative, negativity, moody, moodiness, attitude, attitude problem, attitude problems, supper, suppers

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC29517
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2163x2348 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dinner, dinners, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, dessert, desserts, sweet tooth, sweet, sweets, chocolate, chocolate lover, chocolate lovers, chocoholic, chocoholics, preference, preferences, dinner, dinners, childish, picky eater, picky eaters, tv dinner, tv dinners, ready meal, ready meals, frozen food, frozen foods, pre-made meal, pre-made meals

"This date isn't going well, is it?"

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
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CC128205
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2812x2940 pixels (unwatermarked)
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date, dating, dates, dinner, dine, dinners, meals out, eating out, restaurant, restaurants, castle, castles, first date, first dates, turret, turrets, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, firing, shooting, shoots, bad, badly, going well, isn't going well, absurd, absurdist, castle on head, head, heads, signal, signals, soldier, guard, soldiers, guards

Sound Bites

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
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CC35281
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3196x2555 pixels (unwatermarked)
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sound bite, sound bites, meatloaf, meat loaf, dinner, dinners, family dinner, family dinners, wordplay, play on words, double meaning, double meanings, pun, puns, bite, bites, biting, bite to eat, bites to eat, supper, suppers, snippet, snippets, conversation, conversations, talk, talks, talking

"I'll be home for dinner—my career will be finished at five."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC39050
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2246x2001 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dinner, dinners, ethics, ethics investigation, ethics investigations, deep state, war crime, war crimes, war criminal, war criminals, career, careers, military career, military careers, discharge, discharges, discharging, dishonorable discharge, dishonorable discharges, white collar crime, white collar criminal, career-ender, career-enders

"The chef suggests you help him unload last week's salmon."

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
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CC132384
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2988x3383 pixels (unwatermarked)
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waiter, waiters, chef, chefs, specialty, specialties, honest, honesty, honestly, brutally honest, realistic, real, recommendation, recommendations, chef suggests, fish, salmon, dining, dinner, dine, dinners, restaurant, restaurants, eatery, going off, goes off, out of date, recommend, recommends, reality

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC33257
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thanksgiving, thanksgiving dinner, christmas, dinner, dinners, supper, suppers, turkey, turkeys, turkey day, cook, cooks, cooking tip, cooking tips, word to the wise, wise man, wise men, baste, bastes, basting, brussels sprouts, sprouts, stuffing, dressing, turkey, keep moist, keeping moist, tip, tips, advice, recipe, recipes, preference, preferences, meal, meals, family dinner, family dinners, good advice

"Do you ever catch yourself wondering what the hell's gone wrong with this corporation?"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
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CC31918
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2320x1812 pixels (unwatermarked)
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corporation, corporations, sloshed, lunch, lunches, dinner, dinners, martini, martinis, whiskey, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken, meeting, meetings, boardroom, board room, boardrooms, board rooms, profit, profits, profiting, lose money, losing money

"Well, I was outvoted by the stockholders today by eight thousand six hundred and twenty-seven to one."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
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CC38360
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2358x2206 pixels (unwatermarked)
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stockholder, stockholders, vote, votes, voting, unpopular, opinion, opinions, unpopular opinion, minority, minorities, minority vote, minority votes, shareholder, shareholders, shareholder meeting, shareholder meetings, investor, investors, embarrassed, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, businessman, businessmen, dinner, dinners

"God, I hate theme dinners."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
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CC133941
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theme, themes, dinner, dinners, thanksgiving, first thanksgiving, costume, costumes, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, turkey day, supper, suppers, insufferable, pretentious, pretentiousness, formal, formal dinner, formal dinners, dinner party, dinner parties, absurd, absurdity, awkward

"Not the Cape May lump blue-claw crab cake with crème fraîche, fried quail egg, osetra caviar, duck confit, and peach con frutti again?!!"

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
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CC135944
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3016x3359 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dinner, dinners, supper, suppers, family dinner, family dinners, meal, meals, family meal, family meals, comfort food, favorite food, stagnant, stagnation, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, crab cake, crab cakes, quail egg, quail eggs, confit, pretentious, pretentiousness, elitist, elite, elites, caviar, upper class, upper classes, kid, kids, son, sons, child, children, picky eater, picky eaters, picky, repetition, repetitive, ingrate, ingrates, ungrateful, brat, brats, bratty

Fish bring a sardine can out in a casket at a fancy restaurant.

Artist:
Miller, Warren
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CC29062
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2386x1853 pixels (unwatermarked)
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seafood, seafood restaurant, seafood restaurants, fish, fish dinner, fish dinners, sardine, sardines, sardine can, sardine cans, funeral, funerals, casket, caskets, dinner, dinners, shock, shocked, startled, startling, unnerving, guilt, guilts, guilting, guilty, meat eater, meat eaters, carnivore, carnivores

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
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CC138550
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2990x2880 pixels (unwatermarked)
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can opener, can openers, can, cans, pet, pets, cat, cats, hungry, dinner, dinners, eat, eats, eating, supper, suppers, cat lady, cat ladies, cat lover, cat lovers, feline, felines, cat person, cat people, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, thieving, cat burglar, catburglar, cat burglars, catburglars, burgle, burgles, burgling

The Forever Stamp

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC128410
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1411x2850 pixels (unwatermarked)
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forever, perpetual, evergreen, inevitable, inevitability, cynic, cynics, cynical, depressive, depressives, depressing, minutiae, minutia, on hold, impatient, impatience, wait, waits, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, traffic, traffic trouble, traffic troubles, heavy traffic, trig, trigonometry, trigonometry class, trigonometry classes, dinner, dinners, family dinner, family dinners, extended family, extended families, tax season, bored, boredom, frustration, frustrations, frustrating

"The takeaway tonight is 'Thanks.' "

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
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CC137947
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5568x3332 pixels (unwatermarked)
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takeaway, takeaways, meeting, meetings, prayer, prayers, pray, prays, praying, sum up, summing up, thanksgiving, dinner, dinners, grace, saying grace, holiday season, home for the holidays, thanks, grateful, gratitude, christmas, christmas dinner, christmas dinners

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"

Artist:
Patterson, Jason
Search ID:
CC142702
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3088x2202 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dinner, dinners, food, foods, eat, eating, vulture, vultures, scavenger, scavengers, guest, guests, desert, deserts, personified, personification, death, deaths, cook, cooking, dinner party, dinner guests, bird, birds, birds of prey, realistic, feeding, feeds, dine, dining, friend, friends