"Use diplomacy. If that fails, you could try force."
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"Oh God, here they come-act green."
"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."
"My government is very concerned about your government's torture and maiming of potential consumers."
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"As my buddy Vladimir says, you can't spell 'Commander-in-Chief' without 'comrade.'"
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"Butt out, Buster! Who the hell do you think you are-Jimmy Carter?"
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"After you've finished discussions with out allies, we have to talk."
"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."
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"Look, everyone here loves vanilla, right? So let's start there."
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"My people will get back to your people."
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"Hey, this is on me!"
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A building in the middle of a dog run labeled "Cat Embassy".
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"Well, no, it's not a very big country, but then you didn't give THAT much to the campaign, did you?"
"You know who's a big pain in the a*s? Europe."
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"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."
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Dark Thoughts in Buckingham Palace
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"We have no friends, just allies."
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"Here comes the ambassador now!"
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"I have grave doubts about the success of this conference."
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"It's O.K. to admit that the sanctions are taking their toll."
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"I'm about ready to forgive the French."
"You can't say the U.N. isn't trying."
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"We're going to try to negotiate first."
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England's Remaining Trump Supporters Gather To Celebrate His State Visit.
"The next time he suddenly decides to send a peace missive to thirty-seven nations, I hope he gets started before six o'clock."