"Use diplomacy. If that fails, you could try force."
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"My government is very concerned about your government's torture and maiming of potential consumers."
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"Butt out, Buster! Who the hell do you think you are-Jimmy Carter?"
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"After you've finished discussions with out allies, we have to talk."
"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."
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"Look, everyone here loves vanilla, right? So let's start there."
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"My people will get back to your people."
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A building in the middle of a dog run labeled "Cat Embassy".
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"You know who's a big pain in the a*s? Europe."
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"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."
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"We have no friends, just allies."
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"Here comes the ambassador now!"
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"I have grave doubts about the success of this conference."
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"I'm about ready to forgive the French."
"You can't say the U.N. isn't trying."
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"We're going to try to negotiate first."
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"The next time he suddenly decides to send a peace missive to thirty-seven nations, I hope he gets started before six o'clock."
"I have diplomatic immunity!"
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ZBIGNIEW BREZINSKI'S TIPS FOR TEENS
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"This is a diplomatic mission of the utmost delicacy. Who's the best man for it- John Foster Dulles or Satchmo?"
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"Why, James. James the Munificent. How good it is to hear from you."
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"Are other countries allowed to do things for reasons of overriding national security?"
"To be completely frank, we have now discovered all your country's secrets, except how to make a million dollars in one's spare time at home with no personal investment."
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"Little do they realize we no longer serve good King Frederick the Peacemaker but his son, Olav the Homicidal Maniac."
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"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."