Direction Cartoons

Island of Lost Guys.

You are here.

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"We're in our lab coats. Now what?"

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"

"We can't be lost. This is the only damn highway they've got up here."

"I don't tell you how to do your job—don't tell me how to do mine!"

"We're the blue dot. We want to be at the red dot. Instead, we're in prison."

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Welcome to Lovers' Leap

Damn it, I am looking pleasant!"

Passengers checking for their train

'Funeral Director'

"You're gonna take a left at the nondescript white wall, keep going till you pass a nondescript white wall, then head right when you hit a nondescript white wall. If you see a nondescript white wall, you've gone too far."

Street Smarts.

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

"Your instructions were perfect."

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

"According to my PDA's global positioner, I'm right where I should be."

Where Will It All End?

"We'd never get these little dogies to Tucson without a laser pointer."

"You know where we go to from here because we already went there."