"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"
Island of Lost Guys.
You are here.
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"Carol, check my appointment book—something's not right."
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"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"
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"Coordinates 135 and 350."
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"Bathroom? Sure, it's just down the hall to the left, jog right, left, another left, straight past two more lefts, then right, and it's at the end of the third corridor on your right."
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"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."
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Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.
"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"
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"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."
"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"
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"We can't be lost. This is the only damn highway they've got up here."
"I don't tell you how to do your job—don't tell me how to do mine!"
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"We're the blue dot. We want to be at the red dot. Instead, we're in prison."
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"I'm afraid I can't help you. I'm from New Zealand, and all I know is sheep."
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"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."
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Passengers checking for their train
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"You're gonna take a left at the nondescript white wall, keep going till you pass a nondescript white wall, then head right when you hit a nondescript white wall. If you see a nondescript white wall, you've gone too far."
"Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you direct me to the information superhighway?"
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"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."
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