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Director Cartoons
Director cartoon 1 of 104
"I just don't think a giant flaming blob of alien ectoplasm would say that."
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writing, writer, writers, pretentious, realism, realistic, realistic expectations, screenplay, screenplays, scriptwriting, script-writing, script writing, film, films, movie, movies, cinema, hollywood, los angeles, la, scene, scenes, directors, director, producer, producers, science fiction, sci fi, scifi, sci-fi, alien, aliensDirector cartoon 2 of 104
"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."
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god, creator, creators, divine creator, divine creators, animal kingdom, design, designs, designer, designers, artist, artists, artistic, artistry, artistic statement, artistic statements, production design, production designer, production designers, director, directors, fickle, wild animal, wild animals, grand design, production assistant, production assistants, angel, angels, creation, stripes, spots, zebra, zebras, giraffe, giraffes, lion, lions, elephant, elephants, amoeba, amoebae, indecisive, indecisionDirector cartoon 3 of 104
"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."
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business, businessman, business man, business men, businessmen, tree, trees, indoor plant, indoor plants, house plan, houseplants, office plant, office, offices, exec, executive, manager, managers, managerial, management, security, secure, director, directors, interior, minimal, interiors, interior design, empty, room, rooms, unfriendlyDirector cartoon 4 of 104
Hollywood Think Tank
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hollywood, movie, movie making, movie maker, movie makers, movies, film, films, film making, film makers, film maker, producer, producers, director, directors, studio executives, executives, think tank, brainstorm, brainstorming, idea, ideas, new ideas, new idea, money, guns, sequels, job, jobs, career, careersDirector cartoon 5 of 104
"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!"
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hollywood, producer, producers, director, directors, actor, actors, actress, actresses, act, acting, script, scripts, scriptwriter, scriptwriters, script writing, focus group, focus groups, brainstorm, show business, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executivesDirector cartoon 6 of 104
"What do I do? I'm a film remaker."
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show business, film business, movie business, film, films, movie, movies, film producer, film producers, movie producer, movie producers, film industry, movie industry, remake, remakes, re-make, re-makes, remade, re-made, sequel, sequels, hollywood, director, directors, film director, folm directors, movie director, movie directors, what do you do, career, careers, pointless career, pointless careers, derivative, copy, copying, copy cat, copy-catDirector cartoon 7 of 104
"Look, I love the city, too, but wouldn't it be cheaper to shoot this in Canada?"
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shooting, film shoot, filming, camera, movie, making movies, director, directors, film director, film directors, family movies, family movie, family films, family film, movie shoot, movie shoots, film shoot, film shoots, new york, new york city, grand central park, park parks, family families, family holiday, family holidays, city living, city life, big city, big city life, new york rent, cost of living, cost of living crisis, expensive living, expensive city, expensive cities, canadaDirector cartoon 8 of 104
"His schlock has gravitas."
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schlock, schlockmeister, schlockmeisters, schlock merchant, schlock merchants, gravitas, je ne sais quois, cocktail party, cocktail parties, critic, critics, critical success, critical successes, author, authors, writer, writers, director, directors, critical acclaim, critically acclaimed, party, partiesDirector cartoon 9 of 104
"Fortunately, I think we have an extremely accurate copy of it in the museum's gift shop."
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museum, museums, gallery, galleries, art, vase, vases, antique, antiques, priceless, original, accident, accidents, broken, smashed, damaged, copy, copies, fake, fakes, counterfeit, counterfeits, fix, problem, problems, mistake, mistakes, replace, replacement, replacements, gift shop, gift shops, director, directors, security, security guard, security guards, cover-up, cover-ups, cover up, cover ups, deceptionDirector cartoon 10 of 104
Never Worked in This Town Again
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beggar, beggars, begging, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street person, street people, homeless, homelessness, living on the street, money, donation, donations, charity, poverty, employment, unemployed, unemployment, la, l.a., los angeles, hollywood, actor, actors, acting, you'll never work in this town again, entertainment industry, film industry, movie industry, cliche, cliches, producer, producers, director, directors, writer, writers, film studio, film studios, studio executive, studio executives, agent, agents, talent agent, talent agents, talent manager, talent managers, publicist, publicistsDirector cartoon 11 of 104
"O.K. Just make sure no animals are harmed in the exploding-donkey scene."
Director cartoon 12 of 104
"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."
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lollapalooza, board, boards, board meeting, board room, director, directors, board of governors, governing, govern, governs, meeting, meetings, business meeting, corporate, corporation, corporations, office life, offices, office meeting, executive, exec, execs, executive meeting, working, worker, working life, office drone, office drones, conference, conferences, bored, boring, bores, bore, modern world, modern life, waste, wasting, wasting time, waste of timeDirector cartoon 13 of 104
"Of course, what I'd really like to do is direct."
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seal, seals, performer, perform, performers, performance, performances, actor, actors, director, directors, acting, directing, circus, circuses, circus animal, circus animals, performing seal, performing seals, movies, movie, film, movie actor, movie actors, film actor, film actors, hollywood, movie industry, film industry, pretentious, pretension, aspire, aspiring, dream, dreams, dreamingDirector cartoon 14 of 104
Two chairs on a film set labeled with "Producer" and "Director" next to rows of chairs labeled "Hanger-on"
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entertainment, film, films, movie, movies, producer, producers, director, directors, film crew, film crews, actor, actors, actress, actresses, chair, chairs, film set, film sets, movie set, movie sets, set, sets, filming, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, media, hierarchy, ranking, hanger-on, hangers-on, follower, followers, minion, minions, subordinate, subordinatesDirector cartoon 15 of 104
"Lights! Camera! Justice!"
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justice, court, courtroom, courtrooms, law, laws, lawyer, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, prosecution, prosecute, jury, juries, juror, jurors, witness, witnesses, movie, movies, media, film, films, tv, t.v., director, directors, camera, cameras, filming, entertainment, entertain, stage, staged, judge, judges, sensationalising, sensationalizing, showingsDirector cartoon 16 of 104
"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."
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entertainment, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, acting, actor, actors, actress, actresses, performer, performers, talent, no talent, talentless, audition, auditions, auditioning, looking, searching, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, role, roles, critic, critics, producer, producers, director, directors, casting, casting call, casting calls, casting director, casting directors, bad audition, bad auditionsDirector cartoon 17 of 104
"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."
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film noir, film-noir, crime film, crime films, crime fiction, crime fictions, crimes, criminal, criminals, mobster, mobsters, mob, mobs, gang, gangster, gangsters, smoker, smokers, smoking, noir, setting the scene, director, directorsDirector cartoon 18 of 104
"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"
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ken burns, documentary, documentaries, american life, american, americans, average guy, average guys, average joe, average joes, documentary subject, documentary subjects, dive, dives, dive bar, dive bars, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, local bar, local bars, watering hole, watering holes, filmmaker, filmmakers, director, directors, directingDirector cartoon 19 of 104
"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."
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hollywood, la, l.a., producer, producers, director, directors, screenwriter, screenwriters, script, scripts, playwrite, playwright, playwrights, movie, movies, film, films, red flag, red-flag, red-flagged, red flagged, joke, jokes, sense of humour, sense of humor, film studio, film studios, movie studio, movie studiosDirector cartoon 20 of 104
"But when Mel Brooks makes fun of everything and everybody the critics cheer!"
Director cartoon 21 of 104
"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."
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robot, robots, tech, technological, fil, films, movie, movies, acting, actor, actors, sentience, artificial intelligence, natural language processing, computer science, scientific, code, coding, programmer, programming, bot, bots, filming, set, sets, camera, lights camera, action, direction, director, wooden, wooden acting, emotion, emotionless, feelings, unfeeling, actor, actors, modern life, modern film, modern worldDirector cartoon 22 of 104
"The reason it's going to keep flashing on and off is that we love you, and we want you to love us, too."
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audience, audiences, viewer, viewers, fan, fans, tv, tvs, television, televisions, talk show, talk shows, late night, late night tv, late night television, talk show host, talk show hosts, host, hosts, producer, producers, cameraman, cameramen, lights, camera, action, love, lies, applause, director, directors, studio, studiosDirector cartoon 23 of 104
Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives
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kaiju, kaijus, monster, monsters, giant monster, giant monsters, battles, talking animal, talking animals, actor, actors, big budget, budget, exec, executive, executives, movie, movies, film, films, cinema, cinemas, box office, flop, box office flop, box-office, entertainment, failure, failed, battle, battled, argue, argued, antagonise, antagonise, threaten, threatened, versus, vs, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, hollywood, director, directors, producer, producers, sales, profit, profits, overwhelm, overwhelmed, gang up, ganged upDirector cartoon 24 of 104
"Great money scenes!"
Director cartoon 25 of 104
"How's this for an idea — the first hundred-million-dollar independent film!"
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, money, meeting, meetings, business meeting, entertainment, movie, movies, film, films, independent film, independent films, independent movies, independent movie, hollywood, film maker, film makers, movie maker, movie makers, expensive, bad idea, bad ideas, director, directorsMore cartoons with the keyword 'director'