"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."
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"Does your waitress have any identifying marks or tattoos?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, identifying mark, identifying marks, tattoo, tattoos, lost, disappear, disappeared, disappearing, gone, can't find, waiting, bad server, bad waitresses, bad waitress, bad servers, bad service, service
"So Jones really did take the stairs."
"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."
Tags:eyewear, eye wear, contact, contacts, contact lenses, contact lens, lost, missing, disappeared, search party, search parties, search, searcher, searchers, searching, looking, forest, forests, woods, wilderness, effort, glasses, eyeglasses, contact wearer, contact wearers, eye doctor, eye doctors, optometrist, optometrists
The Manhattan Triangle
Tags:bermuda, bermuda triangle, devil's triangle, city, cities, nyc, new york, new york city, manhattan, borough, boroughs, urban, obstacles, obstacle, problem, problems, concrete, disappear, disappeared, mystery, science, paranormal, conspiracy theory, conspiracy, atlantic ocean, caribbean, island, islands, superficial, myth, myths, legend, legends, disappearance, paranormal
"And as you can see, my beautiful assistant has disappeared...months ago...with my brother."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, love, lover, lovers, dating, cheating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, infidelity, betray, betrayal, stab in the back, marriage, marriages, married life, divorced, divorce, love triangle, love triangles, disappeared, disappear, disappearance, brother, brothers, assistant, assistants, magician, magicians, magic, magic show, magic shows, magic trick, magic tricks, trick, tricks, disappearing act, disappearing acts, sad, dishevelled, disheveled, heartbroken, bad shape, lovely assistant, lovely assistants, dumped
"The sound of violins, the night, the wine, the ambience—but most of all, Louise, you!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, romance, romantic, love, breaking up, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, disappearing, disappeared, ambience, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, ghosting, ghosted
"He had a magician!"
Tags:husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, girlfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, police, policemen, policeman, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, authorities, authority, magic, magician, magicians, magical, missing, disappear, disappears, disappeared, vanish, vanished, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, magic hat, magic hats, impossible, sayings, saying, expression, expressions, pull a rabbit out of a hat
"He would have disappeared long ago had I not had the foresight when we first married to have a tracking device implanted in his left buttock."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, husband vs. wife, disappear, disappeared, tracking, tracking device, tracking devices, gps, locating device, locating devices, tracker, trackers, buttock, buttocks, technology, implant, implants, implanted, foresight, insecurity, insecure, worried, anxious, uncertain, run away, escape, pet, pets, stay together
Magical box of chocolates.
Tags:food, chocolate, chocolates, box of chocolate, box of chocolates, chocolatier, chocolatiers, confectionery, confectioneries, confectioner, confectioners, candy maker, candy makers, candy making, sweets, candy, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, xmas, christmas, disappearing, disappeared, eating, magic, magical, delicious, tasty, addicting
"You know who I don't see around much anymore and I don't really miss? The Neanderthals."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, homo sapiens, extinct, extinction, extinctions, disappeared, disappearance
"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."
Tags:business, businesses, corporation, corporations, corporate, company, companies, executive, executives, accounting, management, manager, managers, chief, chiefs, boss, bosses, good news, computer, computers, computer virus, computer viruses, technology, destroy, destroyed, file, files, document, documents, data, wiped, deleted, disappeared, suspicious, ethics, unethical, suspect, secret, secrets, hiding, scandal, scandals, mismanagement, fraud, corrupt, corruption, creative accounting, sketchy, dodgy, incompetence, incompetent, incompetents, office life
"Surely, Nurse Greer, you must have had some suspicion Mr. Appleton was no longer here!"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, nurses, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, gone, disappeared, escaped, suspicious, suspicions, suspicion, vanished, disappearance, disappearances, trick, tricks, trickery, ruse, ruses, scam, scams, confused, deception, deceptions, misleading
Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight
Tags:art, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, easel, easels, disappeared, disappearance, disappearances, strange disappearance, strange disappearances, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, attacked, eaten, loch ness monster, nessie, horror, fantasy, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, mystery, mysteries, mysterious, mysterious disappearance, mysterious disappearances
"Honey, I'm home."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, divorce, divorces, split, separation, separations, end of relationship, end of marriage, honey i'm home, honey i've left, leaving home, leaving, left, gone, disappeared, banner, banners, run away, ex-wife, ex-wives, surprise, surprises
"I don't know – the EPA was here when I left last night."