Disappointing Cartoons

"What the hell happened in P.E.?"

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

Birds of Manhattan

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"I'm not a guru. I'm just hanging out here till my renovation is done."

"Quite frankly, I'm a bit disappointed."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

"You had me worried. For one horrible moment I thought you were going to slide and soil your uniform."

"This was supposed to be a surprise party for you, but nobody showed up."

"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."

"Simply put, Marcia, I want to be your President."

"Damn, looks like that snotty kid of Ben and Edna's is coming up the tunnel of light."

"I hope you like sports metaphors."

"Same old same old."

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."

"Your more successful brother is already here."

"Is that all you can say—'It's not messy'?"

"I would have stayed in Purgatory if I'd know this was going to be such a schlep."

Career Progression Ladder

"St. Peter retired some time back. I'm St. Bill."

"Forty-seven years old and I'm still a small investor."

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

"I'll say this for Richard - he's anatomically correct."

"Relax, the real cookies await you at home."