Disasters Cartoons

"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."

"That can't be good."

Water-main break - "Very serious." - The Times

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

"On the other hand, we've had a lot of wonderful years in the tourist business."

"He's from PM."

"Congratulations, Ecological Disaster—it's not often we admit another horseman into the Apocalypse!"

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

"Still, you gotta admit crime is down."

"Is there a doctor in the house, and more importantly, another magician?"

"You don't look like a hurricane victim to me."

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"

"Your squash medley will be right out, sir."

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

Envrionmental Disasters

Acts of God

"...And then one day some wise men realized that it didn't matter what happened to the environment, so long as we wore these nice, shiny suits!"

"If they want us to take these storms seriously, they have to start giving them scarier names."

"FEMA here. No, we haven't had any substantiated reports of earthquakes."

"It doesn't look like a ruptured gas line to me."

Y2K Solutions Inc.

"Bernard, nobody likes and 'I told you so.'"